Ash Cooper

I think we’ve got “heavy metal football” all wrong. What Juric actually meant was they were going to play like they had heavy metal in their boots. Utter Toss #SaintsFC

Is it just me or is Bellingham a bit shit?#ENGSPN

Forget Baz-ball. We are playing Bozo-ball #Ashes2023

We’ve got the best free kick taker in the world and fraud Jones has him doing that at 2-1 down at home against ten men. Joke. #SaintsFC #jonesout

Anyone know what book Mislav Orsic is reading today? #SaintsFC

So in the post match interviews we have had the manager admit he doesn’t know what he’s doing and he’s too weak to lead, and the captain say the players can’t be bothered. Pure embarrassment @RasmusAnkersen #jonesout #SaintsFC

Just wondering what crops you are planning on growing next year @LCFC #LeiSou

Can’t have been that close. Leeds is a long way from North London. #bbcfootball

The big question is...when will 🇺🇸 invade 🇺🇸 in order to overthrow the incumbent despot and commence the transition to a democracy. #USElection2020 #everywarsincetimebegan

Credible source with some inside track. #citykeenondicks

If GOT taught me anything. It is that there is such a thing as a characters Arc #GameOfThonesFinale

Dyson, probably the worlds best known brand of Hoover.

5 games without a goal....Exhilirating. @SouthamptonFC Mark Hughes: We will excite people this season #hughesout #reedout dailyecho.co.uk/sport/163969…

David Beckham has a tattoo of an Eagle and I haven’t seen eagle ownership soaring. Pardon the pun. #mothersagainstguns

Australia realising why it’s bad to have too many Marsh’s involved in the game. #bbccricket

Can we get this 3rd umpire to have a look at that @benstokes38 video. He might not spot the punches and we can get stokesy on the plane. #BBCCricket #engvsaus #ashes

When the 3rd Umpire says “it looks like there is something behind the line from that view, let’s go back to the one where it doesn’t” you know you are being done! #BBCCricket

What do Koeman and the Titanic have in common? Neither of them should have left Southampton! #koeman