9. You could stop all this by stopping capitalists from doing whatever they want, but you think you're going to be one too someday, so you vote for people who let them do it. And then you're surprised when they do and it fucks you over, because you're dumb as shit.

5. You don't actually know what communism or socialism are. You think it means everybody wears gray and can't have their own car, which is actually Maoism/Leninism, but you don't know what that means either and mistrust anyone who does know.

OK, let me solve American "economic anxiety" very quickly. I'm gonna sort it out for you in less than ten tweets and then you won't have that excuse anymore. You ready? Here goes. The cause is capitalism and greed. That's it. Nothing else. Just that.