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Least funny Karachiite| This account is a repository of my thoughts | victim of my own venom.

Islamic Cantonment of Pakistan
Joined May 2020
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Arshdeep Singh being a better swing wicket taker than Shaheen is my personal 9/11
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اس لیئے میں نے پرستش کی بتوں کی عمر بھر، جسے دیکھا بس یہ سمجھا تیری تصویر ہے۔
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You need a minimum of 3cr to have any sort of house in a KHI area that offers you: security, greenery, clean paved roads and adequate square footage per person. In a normal functioning society all of the above r basic human entitlements not luxuries that take a lifetime to afford
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Life was terribly limited yes but people used to live on their agricultural land and didn't have to pay for shelter and little food. Then came along housing societies buying out their land for pennies forcing these people to look for jobs in the city as guards and house servants
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My solution to every problem is state control over hyper financialization, heavy industry to force supply side innovations to bring down inflation and the cost of production instead of subsidizing demand.
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We need to increase our tax collection because I'd like the 4M or so people under bonded slavery in brick kilns freed from the need to re enter this hell, by bringing them under Ehsaas/BISP.
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Is it not shocking that millions of our children are forced into bonded slavery to produce bricks that go into our homes. We create a shelter for our children by financing the orphanhood of millions.
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Israel pe hum beshumar lanatein dete haiñ (bajaa) lekin kabhi bator e majmoi khudaashnai ki jaye tou maalom hoga is mulk mein bhi kayi anginat israel o falasteen haiñ
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Chacha is 4 years late. Prompt engineering is dead. It's all about giving adequate context to the models and building a loop.
Prompt engineering is the skill that neural intelligence will have to master to survive the reign of the artificial intelligence. You will either become a Da Vinci in your own right or be rendered a functional nullity. The biggest leap of the last 70 thousand years is here!
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ARY Plus app asking for permissions on my phone. Okay but did you ask my permission before giving either abu bakery or cutie Khushbakht cancer??
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جب یہ آفتیں مجھ پہ ٹوٹتی ہیں، تو قہقہے لگائے اور مُسکرائے
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Somebody introduce this paanch footiya to real GDP
“According to Goldman Sachs' assessment, by 2075, Pakistan will be the sixth-largest economy in the world. But I would like to make a small amendment here. Instead of 2075, it will be earlier than 2050 because, no doubt, it's a very challenging time and a challenging journey, very arduous, and at times, on the way, you want to smile but you have to sigh. Sometimes your health brings you down, but that is the most critical point when you must rest a bit but never quit. That's our philosophy, and that will make Pakistan a great country in the economy of nations.” Prime Minister Muhammad Shehbaz Sharif Addresses the Pakistan Mineral Investment Forum 2026
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Abay ye machar abhi se agaye?? Mu®t@za w@h@b tere baap ki aankh
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Both Khushbakht and Abu Bakr have too much hair to be cancer patients
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Quite the contrary. It saved his character bcz it reveals (A) he is human and (B) the marriage wasn't forced which is worse esp given that this is an international export. I would've wished in the flashbacks they would've showed an older one too, to show he liked her as teens too
The ruined Abu Bakar's character by revealing that he has always loved Zaryab since their first interaction. I think they added this scene later on bcz of the hype. This confession makes Abu Bakar looks so shallow cause he too only fell for her looks. Bas pyari lagi aor
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F*** you Umer@ Ahm€d
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Dar e Nijaat is my ADHD fixation warna chutiyapay ki script hai ye ya Allah hamein bahesiat e qaum behtar watching taste ata farma aur hamein digest writers se azaad farma
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I can't watch Dar e Nijat anymore dawg wtf was that convo between Daddo and Shamsa, fucking die already you bastard Daddo
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Ali Bakarkhani retweeted
Replying to @MazMHussain
This happens every month tbh, I don’t even find it amusing anymore. If Trump ever sells India F35s some uncle in Pindi with a Hania Amir display pic could get the blueprints out in a couple of weeks.
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Lowkey weird when someone makes the same tweet as mine and gets 20× the engagement. I'm not saying they copied it because we're all borrowing from the same ideas more or less and it's not even that deep, but like wtf elon loser pdf.file
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