Ashley Lancaster

My dream is to 1 day work with @E_L_James. I have worked with @SmedleyJenny. Why not shoot for the moon & if u miss u can land in the stars.

@VancityReynolds wanna be friends? 🤷‍♀️

Is it just me or is #Facebook hacked?

I wonder if there is a Goddess Taylor Swift? Like a #taylorswift religion? #justwondering #yesimhigh

#marriedlife be like having your partner grabbing your hand romantically while walking into Costco, it’s literally the simplest action that will help you get laid! My bar is low, because our love language is touch, even my husbands holds me in a hug, it’s better than flowers. 💐

#dumbshityiudoasparents, let’s face it, teenagers years are like a rocketing going through outer space, I made a bet with my kid I said if you can convince your dad to have another kid with me you can have your friend over. Jokes on him dad will say no to both!

So here loves weed!? enter.brandedjoy.com/449253/…

I wonder how much a Taylor #Swiftie makes? Is it like a job? #AskingForAFriend

Just a thought… if #titanic2 sank… Would @jamescameron still directed it as a movie? #titnaic2 #jacksnotdead ?#AskingForAFriend #Hollywood

I had a dream I met my idol @garthbrooks question, can he come to #Vancouver? I would like to meet him in real life.

While watching #sanandreas it made me wonder if @TheRock would reprise his role to a Canadian version? Where Vancouver has a massive earthquake. #justwondering

Let’s get behind a bad idea, shall we? I’ll go first. A review website for ex Boyfriend and girlfriends… I didn’t say it was a good idea.#badidea

I deleted Facebook, for a bit, but I will be back. Now back to my toon blast.