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cs @ bits pilani • deployments @confidohealth

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Joined October 2025
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Replying to @shafu0x
Not quite. Consultants talk, FDEs listen.
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Both died in the film and nowayy that wasn't intentional
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always remember to flip a lucky
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How To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is A Spy:
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A man who pioneered parallel processing cannot be expected to run a single thread
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working at ungodly hours because i was napping at godly hours
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1st Place - Team 0xPrime @OpenAI hackathon @IIITDelhi
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Smile nigga you're entering your prime🤲🏿
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This is happening in Punjab! I witnessed 20+ instances of stubble burning along the SAME road. Delhi struggles to breathe every winter, and this only makes it worse. Why isn’t the Punjab government taking stronger action? How much longer will this continue? #StubbleBurning
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ab taiyari ho gyi hai 💪
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Me at standup explaining code I’ve never seen.
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Having ADHD means your vocabulary is either: - toddler-level (“thingy”) - Pulitzer Prize finalist (“existential dissonance”) There is no in-between.
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Binance crypto hacked. AI bubble popped. Gold being created in a lab. Everybody loses. Thanks for playing.
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Sex is cool but have you ever watched the biggest crypto exchange in the world get hacked for Billions of dollars
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First lunatic in my bloodline to be self aware
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courage in shorter supply than genius
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“lemme slip into something more comfortable” enters psychosis
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machine yearning
found a neuron in qwen3.5-4b that makes it talk like her
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the moat is the friends you made along the way
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