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Carson

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27. okay mr. mayor. feast your ears on that spin doctors mix.

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Exchanging a “Go Hawks” with a stranger at an airport anywhere in the country is a top-tier life experience.
Brandon Freel (@IowaAggie10) profile pictureBrandon Freel
@IowaAggie10Nov 9
There’s a secret alliance among Hawkeye fans that you must wear Hawkeye clothing when you travel out of state and always say “Go Hawks” when you pass in public.
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Wake Forest gets left out after beating UNC, having a better RPI and a better record. UNC gets a free bye for being UNC and having Erin Matson has a social media presence at head coach.
Kyle Huesmann (@HuesmannKyle) profile pictureKyle Huesmann@HuesmannKyleNov 9
UNC Field Hockey makes the NCAA Tournament with a 12-7 record and they are the 8TH OVERALL SEED. Unbelievable and unacceptable. They should not be in the field at all. Speechless.
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@Tyre_94Nov 4
Under Woke 2.0 the Savannah Bananas will be drawn and quartered.
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An all-time KF press conference tangent today about tv networks
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Angel Reese is 0-1 in the finals Caitlin Clark is undefeated in the finals
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commercials during the MLB playoffs:
Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) profile pictureBrooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 24
Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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The explicit reason for a salary cap is fairly clear. Private equity is buying majority/minority shares of pro sports teams, and MLB owners can do that more if they have a salary-cap league that would continue to increase franchise evaluations at rates that exceed the current ones. Owners can cash-out, PE can invest in something with more lucrative ROIs than other investment ventures, and we the sports fan gain absolutely nothing.
Pittsburgh Mustache Guy (@SteelCityBucs30) profile picturePittsburgh Mustache Guy
@SteelCityBucs30Oct 24
Replying to @AndThatsBB
Why is it easy to read between the lines here but not on this?
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Tyrese Haliburton broke down during his postgame interview with Jeremiah Johnson 🥹 So good to have you back, 0 💙
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@the_P_GodOct 21
Got beers with my absolute boys. We talked about the same nonsense we always talk about for 6 hours. It was the greatest time ever.
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Slick@ScootnBoogieOct 18
Ladies if you’re wondering what men do in their group chats on Saturdays basically it’s just saying things like “Noles!” “Cougs” “JJ” with no further context all day for 12 hours
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rg3 dresses like he’s got an audition for a show on the disney channel after this
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oba@1typicalobaOct 8
everytime i listen to watch the throne i think of this post
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#yep
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Fong@WindUpWoundedOct 3
Hotels are so astonishingly clear
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@InternetH0FOct 3
Airbnb host used AI-generated image of overflowing toilet to demand $1,700 from a guest The guest pushed back stating they hadn't used toilet paper during the stay
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paul después de casarse: estoy al borde del suicidio y quizás la única que puede ayudarme es mi mujer pero me da miedo porque la amo demasiado como para arrastrarla conmigo al pozo depresivo taylor después de casarse: por fin encontré a alguien q me soporta *ringtone del nokia*
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@VarietyOct 1
Everyone seems to have a Very Hot Take on Taylor Swift’s “Cleveland!,” with some suggesting that love and marriage have changed her songwriting. But there is precedent for this kind of backlash, writes Variety’s Chris Willman, pointing to the criticism Paul McCartney faced when he “traded in the Beatles for matrimony and domestic bliss.” Read the full column now: variety.com/2026/music/news/…
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right just give me a sec to listen to the music he was getting backlash for before agreeing with your stupid dogshit take teapaw.org/one4laurie65/status/20…
Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@VarietyOct 1
Everyone seems to have a Very Hot Take on Taylor Swift’s “Cleveland!,” with some suggesting that love and marriage have changed her songwriting. But there is precedent for this kind of backlash, writes Variety’s Chris Willman, pointing to the criticism Paul McCartney faced when he “traded in the Beatles for matrimony and domestic bliss.” Read the full column now: variety.com/2026/music/news/…
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The MLB playoffs feel so good when you don't have John Smoltz in your ear telling you how much they suck
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caitlin clark walking into gainbridge tonight
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@UnderdogWNBASep 30
Caitlin Clark facing elimination vs. the Aces: 27 PTS 15 AST 7 REB First 25+ point, 15+ assist game in WNBA history. (🎥 via @WomensHoops_USA)
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#Lanterns Episode 7: The Jordan Boys' Legacy
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IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER THATS WHY WE DRINK IT HERE #HAWKEYES
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