House of balloons
Joined December 2014
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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday
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HARRY KANE WINS THE 2026 BALLON D'OR 🏆 He's the first Englishman to win the award since Michael Owen in 2001 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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An unmarried 28 year old is younger than a married 22 year old
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amazing how it took boomers decades to get a grasp on shit like 'sending a text' and 'using microsoft word', but they picked up on AI almost immediately
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SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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Offer him your tight hole then?
Replying to @realrxAFC
i’ve been helping a friend who’s more of a mentor to find a girlfriend, he makes 200k plus a year, a penthouse like apartment, insane amount of money saved and it’s just not enough . the way the girls act towards him is just wow it broke my heart
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Fun fact: When a woman is on her period, her estrogen level drops which means her testosterone is driving her behavior. So when you complain she’s acting like a bitch.. she’s actually acting like a MAN.
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Today (10/24/26) is Pythagorean Theorem Day. The month, day, and last two digits of the year are a Pythagorean triple and satisfy the Pythagorean theorem equation (a² + b² = c²). 10² + 24² = 26² This is the final Pythagorean Theorem Day of the 21st century.
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You get a £60 shop for £30 when you register a new account with Asda rn, take advantage of this guys literally £30 worth of free food
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Replying to @botanebbie
Wish I had known earlier so I could do something to celebrate. Like eat a triangle or something.
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didn't realize pythagorean theorem day was a thing and now i get to experience my first and last one of my lifetime
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knew i shouldn’t have missed drakes birthday party
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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