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Just ate 11lbs of Louisiana crawfish by light of a headlamp using a pallet as a table. This was the only redeeming quality of this JRTC rotation. The flight home in the morning will likely involve destroying an airplane toilet. ~HMFIC~
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The manual transmission, also known as the "Millenial Anti-Theft Device". shop.asmdss.com/products/rea…
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Ah the joys of having a daughter. ~Storm facebook.com/ASMDSS/posts/58…
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Something wicked this way comes... ~Storm americanmilitarynews.com/201…
What do you call infantry with an I.Q. of 160 ??.. A battalion....
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This should be interesting... ~Storm americanmilitarynews.com/201…
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"You privates are softer than a sneaker full of puppy shit!"
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Just gonna leave this here. ~Storm americanmilitarynews.com/201…
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C'mon people...this getting ridiculous ~Storm americanmilitarynews.com/201…
Yep, think I'll skip leg day today.... ~Storm facebook.com/ASMDSS/posts/57…
BREAKING: F-16 fighter jet crashes into commercial building in California americanmilitarynews.com/201…