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ASM

@asmtweeting

Intl law | all views are my own

Joined January 2023
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A slice of cake won’t fix all my problems but let’s not underestimate its contribution
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me and my two personalities
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Image from julia🎠 (@doublebelling)
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Our 401k is really tied to trusting 7 random men not to fuck foreign spies
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g@34rthsNov 8
When my best friend acknowledges me as her best friend too
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ً@artfuIchaosNov 6
the phrase “to be loved is to be worth the inconvenience” really transformed me because i find it so true whenever i think of my friends.
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World Cup star Jude Bellingham’s Calvin Klein ad is NYC’s hottest traffic hazard trib.al/3G0Ngre
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Women are so full of love and so low on iron.
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Clever! Woman Becomes Lawyer Just to See How Courtroom Artists Would Draw Her
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zohran mamdani is my mayor and abdul el-sayed is my senator 📍paris, france
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“first black woman” “first latina” “first openly gay man” “first latino” “first black man” “first muslim” “first native american” #Midterms2026
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so invested in abdul el sayed winning you’d think ive at least been to michigan once
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BREAKING: Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan’s Senate, becoming the first Muslim senator in U.S. history.
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Image from Globe Eye News (@GlobeEyeNews)
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Word of the Day:  ÁILLEÁNACH (Irish) - an attractive and yet useless man.
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Jude Bellingham for Calvin Klein. (First look via PEOPLE)
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La France compte 2,4 sociologues pour 100 000 habitants, contre 13,1 au Danemark et 4,1 au Royaume-Uni. Mais ils ont manifestement tous emménagé dans les têtes des professionnels du sophisme.
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@EugenieBastieOct 31
Demander à des sociologues leur avis sur la thèse de la « surproduction des élites » c’est comme demander à des sangliers leur avis sur la prolifération des sangliers.
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Having ADHD means your vocabulary is either: - toddler-level (“thingy”) - Pulitzer Prize finalist (“existential dissonance”) There is no in-between.
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Mish@yvesleaksOct 31
on twitter at the club
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5 mins before joining the meeting that I scheduled with my own free will
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POV: You slept 3 hours and still came to work
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guess who woke up at the beach today? thats right, the fish. because I’m at work rn.
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