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Devoted mother to kindly oaf@ass_shitter15h

You're a soulcucked normgroid zogslave if you "make your bed"

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Devoted mother to kindly oaf@ass_shitterNov 12

Bro.... you're W faps bro....

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Devoted mother to kindly oaf@ass_shitterNov 12

Newgen fujoshis love creek but oldfags remember when they started replacing Kyle's role with Wendy because he and cartman had way too much chemistry

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Devoted mother to kindly oaf@ass_shitterNov 12

Dreamt of medieval servants being tortured and abused

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Devoted mother to kindly oaf@ass_shitterNov 10

Casual sex as a vehicle to stroke a boy's hair no strings attached

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Devoted mother to kindly oaf@ass_shitterNov 10

A kind and friendly goblin

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Devoted mother to kindly oaf@ass_shitterNov 10

Please stop posting these it's making her endearing to me

Candace Owens Trying to Read (Parody)

@candaceReading1Nov 9

Botched idioms and malapropisms pt 2

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Devoted mother to kindly oaf@ass_shitterNov 9

This is what they're watching in those bored girlfriend scrolling on her phone while you fuck her videos

🤎Friends of Southern Pacific SP4449🤎@GarlicSeksyNov 9

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Devoted mother to kindly oaf@ass_shitterNov 9

Old white neighbors from a bunch of houses around us saw us lighting our sparklers and came to join in :)

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Devoted mother to kindly oaf@ass_shitterNov 7

Learn 👇

Lain ⸆⸉ ⚢🦊🦝@lainfangirl1Nov 6

People on sptt are finally being smart ⁉️ The comments are full of dumbasses but at least the vid almost has 20k likes #kyman

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FAMAS@werebullpupNov 6

Me when I eat sand

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Devoted mother to kindly oaf@ass_shitterNov 6

I got fucked in the ass for the first time by some guy from Montreal the same night we met here 🥹💖

stephen ➫@stephenattongNov 5

Image from stephen ➫ (@stephenattong)

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Devoted mother to kindly oaf@ass_shitterOct 21

Where's tung

Elmer fudd sucked my pud and gave me a ring worm@TooncakesOct 19

There's something about this image that just fills me with dread and sadness and I don't know what it is

Image from Elmer fudd sucked my pud and gave me a ring worm (@Tooncakes)

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Devoted mother to kindly oaf@ass_shitterSep 30

Moving out in the morning. Surely my roommate won't begrudge me using a tiny little sprinkle of some of his choice condiments... just this once...

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Devoted mother to kindly oaf@ass_shitterSep 29

I'm a completely western assimilated cosmopolitan liberal secular diasporoid with faint contempt for the old country, but I truly don't understand how, on a merit based system, you could consider any music better than classic bollywood

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Devoted mother to kindly oaf@ass_shitterSep 29

Just realizing... there's nothing in the world the feels like boarding a train after getting caught in a monsoon storm in a hillstation and an attendant on the train gives you free chai... enough to make you tear up

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Devoted mother to kindly oaf@ass_shitterSep 29

Candace Owens and I are both straight girls who love eating pussy and it's honestly so heartwarming we can reach across the aisle like this

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Devoted mother to kindly oaf@ass_shitterSep 29

I like clowning on Bryan Johnson as much as anyone but it is quite sick that the number one thing people want is to not die and there's really nothing we can do about it

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Devoted mother to kindly oaf@ass_shitterSep 29

They're calling it the least surprising result of all time

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Devoted mother to kindly oaf@ass_shitterSep 28

Everyday I try to (lovingly) correctively wokerape my chud-lite compatriots on here and then immediately after something like this will drop

Dj@8inPapiiSep 28

I remember being at an orgy & this guy asked me to fist him. I thought about how kinky I must be to agree to this in a group setting…& I came back around like 30 mins later & someone had their ENTIRE FOOT and was MID CALF IN THAT MANS HOLE + his arm still in there. I went home

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