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Hashiramette

@asta_by

Dulcius ex asperis. Praising God - drinking water - minding my business - loving Real Madrid and Hashirama Senju

Joined January 2019
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Rely on God’s plan.
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Old Media
@oldmediaNov 6
A 1940 cartoon showing the average life of a working lady
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My dad—a whore—is on his fourth wife and when his mom/my grandma died, all the wives came to the funeral. I was stuck in the receiving line between him and my stepmom (evil) while my mom and one ex sat in the pews. Ex-wife #1, who is a super nice lady I’d met before, came through
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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الحياة مع الشخص الخطأ 🥀
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@curious_X_Nov 7
Replying to @Ayanfe_Baddo
Leaving Kids with their dad.
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@Ayanfe_BaddoNov 7
What fathers do when moms are not looking 😭
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New York Basketball
@NBA_NewYork13h
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Fred Katz (@FredKatz) profile pictureFred Katz
@FredKatz13h
They did a baby race at halftime in Cleveland and the in-arena host joke interviewed the winning baby, so the baby grabbed the mic and tried to eat it. 10 out of 10 halftime entertainment.
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@ElsSaidItNov 6
Those heavy school bags were the lightest burden we ever carried.
Nompumelelo MK (@MissLELOMK1) profile pictureNompumelelo MK
@MissLELOMK1Nov 6
Adulting has made you realize what? 👀
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The privilege of being able to say "I am loved at home" is something I will never take for granted. Home will always be my safe space because I know I am loved there ❤️
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KC🫦@pyttkaayNov 5
you know what God? I thank you for everything!
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Arda be like: Árbitro Árbitro amarilla
؏ــﻼء (@Alaadin32) profile picture؏ــﻼء
@Alaadin32Nov 3
اردا صوته صوت طفل لدرجة الحكم ضحك 😂😂😂😂😭
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Mark 15:35
@TinaZinhleMay 12
I want to cry but schedule is tight tight.
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Tu veux même pleurer, les larmes ne sortent pas. 😪
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Ocho baby
@ocho_oniaNov 5
I remember when my Aunty lost her husband, he was collecting pension before he died, even after his death they were still paying him pension. But his wife couldn't access the money because she doesn't know his ATM pin 😭😭....
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@llemurnNov 6
Lol. You’re more likely to get a free haircut from your barber if he knows you’re getting married than get a markup in price. Smh.
Olaromola🇳🇬 (@abike1999) profile pictureOlaromola🇳🇬@abike1999Nov 5
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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EVERYONE I GOT A JOB OFFER!!!!
Sentience💎💙VTuber (@CosmosSentience) profile pictureSentience💎💙VTuber@CosmosSentienceNov 4
ONE MORE JOB REJECTED
Image from Sentience💎💙VTuber (@CosmosSentience)
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And yet they never warn us. Typical snake behavior.
Fact (@Fact) profile pictureFact
@FactNov 5
Snakes can help predict earthquakes. They can sense a coming earthquake from 75 miles away, up to five days before it happens.
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Just seen a TikTok where they asked married men what the hardest thing about being a husband was a s someone said; “Even if you don't talk to each other, you have to leave money for food, your enemy must eat “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Aujourd’hui, une femme a fait un malaise à la gare. Elle était inconsciente, alors j’ai appelé les pompiers. Quand ils m’ont demandé son âge, j’ai répondu : « Je dirais entre 40 et 50 ans. » Vous auriez dû voir comment elle est revenue à la vie d’un coup, juste pour me regarder méchamment et lâcher : « 36 ans ! »
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Pourquoi un hôtel a une fenêtre à cette hauteur sans protection au 7e étage ?????? What the hell is that ?
FRENCHRAPUS 🇺🇸 (@FrenchRapUS) profile pictureFRENCHRAPUS 🇺🇸
@FrenchRapUSNov 5
💔 ÉNORME TRAGÉDIE AU BRÉSIL ! Une femme de 26 ans a perdu la vie cette nuit après avoir chuté du septième étage d’un hôtel, alors qu’elle venait simplement de s’appuyer contre une fenêtre 🤯 Son compagnon n’a même pas eu le temps de faire son deuil qu’il a immédiatement dû se défendre face à des accusations de meurtres, mais les images de vidéosurveillance lui ont finalement sauvé la vie…
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