@asteel2

Weapon of mass consumption

 Manhattan, NY
instagram.com/andrews_steel/
Joined May 2009
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This is very, “the stripper is in love with me”
Lu Guangs PR manager@burukomettoOct 21
Trader joes cashiers be trying to fuck u
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Charli in like every song
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Walked to broadway and Lafayette looking for new Erewhon in NoHo
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weezer
@WeezerOct 22
You Can Weez Everything
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Condoning genocide on the “Not Skinny, but Not Fat” podcast
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nolan@oomfs_loreOct 23
the only actor allowed to be involved in both the Girls and Glee reboots is Myha'la
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Johnny Depp IS Ebenezer
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Perfume Genius@perfumegeniusOct 21
Where is the terry cloth emoji, the towel material….. I’m sick of typing it out
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Oh my god I miss you on my lips
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Not now babe I'm trying to save Brazil from becoming Trump's backyard no time to save Quinn Fabray from Ryan Murphy's hand
seaweed brain 🍉@ukulelevillain_Oct 21
COME BACK @agron_updates
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Why are you rollerblading on a tennis court?
Maia Poet🦎
@thepeacepoet99Oct 19
Unlike Hunter Schafer, I am a woman. And because I am a woman, I have never needed to get my non-existent penis or testicles surgically amputated. Hope this helps!
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I didn’t believe in the death penalty till I heard about the guy who kidnapped Peachy the flamingo
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AGORA A GENTE TEM QUE COMBATER O FASCISMO E O RYAN MURPHY
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Only note is that Tribeca is Knightsbridge but other than that, correct
Molly Alter@molly_alterOct 21
Marylebone = West Village Shoreditch = Williamsburg St. John’s wood = Brooklyn heights Holland Park =Upper East Side Notting hill =Upper West Side The City of London =FiDi Islington =Park Slope Knightsbridge =Central Park South Pimlico =Tribeca Kings cross =hudson yards
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Akilah Hughes@AkilahObviouslyOct 18
Replying to @AkilahObviously
I cannot articulate why it feels fascist to destroy the art of documentary filmmaking. Another institution that kinda wasn’t a problem. Partially think it should’ve been a reality show??
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Jax Taylor in “The Devils” (1971)
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Patrik Sandberg@PatrikSandbergOct 20
The sudden onslaught of automatic, backlash-timed, insipid little remarks about how uninterested in and intellectually above “You Can See Everything” people are is so inspiring. Insecure and humiliating. Incurious. Oblivious. Mirrors the subject. Harrowing!
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Kinda of a trademark idk
Meghan McCain
@MeghanMcCainOct 20
I’m going to say something spicy that’s going to piss a lot of you off… Republicans really need to elevate and highlight more women in our party who have NOT had bizarre or botched plastic surgery that is both distracting and made a mockery all over the internet.
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Oh he saw Miley’s Hollywood bowl show
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 20
Puck reports that Jay-Z has picked Jay-Z to headline the 2027 Super Bowl halftime show. Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were reportedly considered. (puck.news/jay-z-picks-jay-z-…)
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swag haver@suzyuuziOct 19
They mistook my kindness for weakness I fucked up i know that but jesus Can't a girl just do the best she can
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