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🎤🐛 shitposting woman who loves cats, spiders and bugs, especially the ugly ones.

florida woman
Joined August 2020
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might intimidate some of you but this is how i look like irl
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YOU 🫵 start a conversation with me NOW
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Granny geeked out her damn mind 😂
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Spooky ass titties I’m irritated 😂😂😂
Another Halloween recap 😎😅
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undiagnosing myself #ImNormal
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when u peeling the orange and it keep squirting on u #woah #chillma
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Omfg I would’ve buuuuuuuuussttttttttttttteddd in my panties Omfggggggg this lady so got damn fineeeeee!!!
She must’ve gave Toni Childs
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調酒好喝,氣氛很棒,但 Bartender 是一隻蟑螂
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so full of farts it’s gone up to my brain and fogged it all up
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if i were to be an actual puppy i would not be obedient in the slightest id be biting the fuck outta the table legs in the kitchen
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farting so hard my son goes missing
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sanatımı ortaya koydum nasıl olmuş
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plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”
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one time i was hooking up w a guy in my bed and he was like what is this and pulled out a tiny blond wig from under him and i had to tell him it was a wig for my cat who i dressed up as rosemary from rosemary’s baby for halloween
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*tickling your vagina* coochie coochie coochie
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watching gay porn on my pip boy while the wife grills up some mole rat
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