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Asterios

@asterios

i am a podcaster + i host a podcast with @deleteuraccont called THE LOUDEST PODCAST + it's a podcast (he/him)

 Brooklyn, NY
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Joined June 2007
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CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE
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i need this
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well, shit, if the COO of Laundry Spot says so, we all better listen
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Collecting a single card until completion while publicly providing progress updates will be one of the greatest economic/market case studies of all-time. The Kabuto Collection will be studied for generations to come 👑
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New Kabutos: 70 Total Kabuto Count: 6400 History in the making 👑
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I have 4 kids in public school and the nurse has to call me for permission to give them tylenol Theres a 0.0% chance of the principal performing a sex change on my child during study hall
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Replying to @Lauderdale11
You are obviously not in public schools
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Pokémon
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Chunky Pikachu sitting on a bench 🥹
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The ratings board for video games has recently begun to crack down on the badass baritone that announces a game is rated Mature.
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The aging platformer mascot attempted to pull off a late-in-life social rebrand as “Christopher.”
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Here I am posing for my own Weekend Update joke on SNL in 1985. I am a farmer who has grown a small potato that looks like a big potato. And, according to Dennis Miller, I only want a hundred dollars for it.
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goodbye@chasedbywaspsSep 22
[on a first date] And another thing about Swamp Thing is he is so wise
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Fans outside of the PlayStation ecosystem are calling for a port of Wolverine to never be released.
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After middling critic reviews, Marvel’s Wolverine disappointed fans when they discovered the game was little more than a vehicle to promote other PS5 exclusives.
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Ben Saint@ItsAllSoUglySep 15
I'VE DONE IT AGAIN! A NEW INVENTION APPEARS! This one will seriously change the world and make me a billionaire! Now listen up! I call it, The Shirt That Makes You Ben Saint If You Wear It!
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