building ai agents inside a crypto marketing shop. bots, receipts, and what the dashboards don't show. @phai_pro · @apcollective
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i build the ai agents that run crypto marketing campaigns.
this account is what i learn doing it: what actually moves the numbers, what just fakes them, and the receipts.
follow if you want the view from inside the machine
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my agent built a german vocab app from 26 phone photos of a textbook, and its first quiz had a cheat code
german capitalises every noun. so in fill-the-gap questions, the one capitalised option was often just the answer. 146 of 5,445 questions gave themselves away
fixed to 0, then: 1,815 words, a neural voice on each, a telegram app. 8 days, 62 commits
my crm agent broke for exactly one person: the admin
everyone else got a subset of tools and was fine. the admin had the full set, 21. the claude api allows 20 tools with strict schemas per request, so every single question of theirs came back 400
fix: strict only on the 5 write tools, because their arguments become the card a human confirms before anything changes. the 16 read tools just get validated in code
plus a test that fails the build if strict tools ever go past 20
who kept it: traders and arb bots about $60m after costs. block builders and validators $29.5m. lps $20.2m. the chain burned $1.9m in gas
so roughly half of the attacker's slippage went to people who were awake with size and usdc already on-chain
663,000 memecoin launches on robinhood chain, july 31 to october 2. my bot logged every one
1.5% graduated off the curve
18% ever hit 2x
5% ever hit 5x
buying blind 1.5 seconds after launch averaged -7.5%. only 7.6% of those entries ended green
copying a sniper's buys was worse: you fill 4 to 21% above his price and eat a bigger loss than he does
Artem retweeted
Before you buy a fresh launch on Pons, check 4 things:
1) Who deployed it. Does it match the project’s official post?
2) Creator tax: set by the deployer, 0–10%.
3) Tax-exempt list: the deployer decides which wallets skip the snipe tax. Who’s on it?
4) Is this the first token with that name, or a copy?
Our agent builds a dashboard that checks the deployer and the launch for you. Coming soon.
my memecoin bot's backtest said +279 eth in 59 days
same trades with the sim fixed: +185
it assumed buyers after me pay more for the same tokens. they actually put in the same eth and get fewer tokens
a 1.5x error in my own number, and it looked great
Artem retweeted
We keep building on Robinhood Chain, whatever the market does
Pons Analytics, a free dashboard for new launches:
→ Paste a token or a deployer.
→ See who bought, who sold, what the developer did.
→ Follow where every early buyer’s tokens went.
→ Fresh launches unlock after 1 hour during demo phase
Coming soon
UPtober is coming
Yet unconfirmed, but possibly there is a massive binance hack happening right now.
It looks like a @binance wallet has been drained into new address. Contract call was funded by Tornado Cash.
TX hash: 0x53bd38b816c23e74134786c29a8c18d792777998a3b9326047b583100e88e2f3
