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Joined November 2015
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This is the original video of me recording the footage, the kids stole the tip jar two days prior and got away with it, i was working when they tried a second time. Yes I still have my job and yes the police have seen the video. This happened 20 days ago. Kids have not been back
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Is expired poison more poisonous?
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If they are at the capitol, who is at Hardee's right now??
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Y’all swear the government need a vaccine to kill y’all like Burger King don’t sell 10 nuggets for $1.50
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lol we don’t stand a chance
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I have my name on iPhone as jizz boss and now this man don’t wanna sell me his car I’m crying 😂🤬
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girls with big foreheads be the best... come here my lil billboard
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BREAKING: US House votes 228-164 to pass historic bill that would decriminalize cannabis and clear the way to erase nonviolent federal marijuana convictions; bill moves to US Senate.
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If anyone has the time, go and leave a 1-star review on the Cincinnati Zoo for what they did to Harambe. #NeverForget
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A deer and opossum were caught meeting in the woods. 😍 The two greeted each other by touching noses before going their separate ways. 💞
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Honestly fuck this guy
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Chinese Kung Fu master Wang Liutai demonstrates the incredible "Iron Crotch Kung Fu." Don't try it yourself!
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No bees = No pollination No pollination = No crops No crops = No bread No bread = No garlic bread Save these fuckin bees 🐝
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Me bottle-feeding baby goats 😍
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I just wish it was actually election day and not election 2 weeks
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First thing you see when you get to heaven
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