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Things about stuff. From the first David Letterman Scholar (yes, that's a thing) & inventor of the Bat Waggle Factor Index®.

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Joined July 2009
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Della, Paul, meet me at the courthouse in 15 minutes
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THE STUFF OF LEGEND. 🤯 16-YEAR-OLD MAX DOWMAN GOES COAST-TO-COAST TO SEAL ARSENAL'S WIN. THE YOUNGEST GOALSCORER IN PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY.
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Here is the bracket for the #TVLawyersTournament, which starts tomorrow. The nominations were very wide-ranging this time--to the point that a handful of votes was good enough to secure a spot in the field. This should be interesting!
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应用➕ $meme 会产生一个新的赛道 我称为它叫做:#MultiMeme Hub 最简单的裂变方法➕最低的获客成本➕#meme fomo 金融属性
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"(I Don't Want To Go To) Chelsea" was lyrically inspired by films Costello had watched as a kid, images in the song come from the 1960s movie "Smashing Time" and other glimpses of London. The song was released on this day in 1978.
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I absolutely love this answer.
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I call it soccer. Some stop calling it soccer in a misguided attempt to appear authentic, credible, and to gain acceptance. I get it, but I feel bad for them. They're insecure and weak. I actually find calling it soccer incredibly powerful. 🇺🇸⚽️
Replying to @AlexiLalas
Can we stop the “it’s called soccer” bullshit before 2026
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The Super Bowl commercial you didn't see
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It was bad enough that I had a 2 hr. root canal today. But being forced to listen to "Dancin' in the Moonlight", "Wooden Ships on the Water""Sister Golden Hair"and the rest of my dentist's oldies playlist is what moved the meter from mere awful into cruel and unusual punishment.
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This is one of those mornings when, for no reason I can comprehend, from the moment I wake up my head is playing a Beegee's song over and over... and I have no recourse but to throw my hands up toward the heavens and cry out "Oh Lord. Why hast thou forsaken me?"
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Damn it. I knew I forgot something when I got married this year. I forgot to release the photos of my honeymoon wardrobe. Thanks to JLO for reminding me. While I look for them... see thread for a photo of me with my bridesmaids.
J.Lo's honeymoon wardrobe is full of romantic Reformation pieces: thezoereport.com/culture/jen…
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Please allow me to intrude on your busy, fulfilling weekend with this video pitch for my most recent book which almost certainly you do not have. It's a graphic novel called "WE SAW SCENERY" Why not let Merrill try to sell it to you herself. youtu.be/0vr_zvOWJio via @YouTube
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8 years ago @TimHowardGK made 16 saves vs 🇧🇪. Insane game to call to say the least and still is a record for a GK in a #WorldCup.
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Dave is always learning on #MyNextGuest.
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Well, it’s been seven years today that The Late Show with David Letterman went off the air. Seven. Times goes when you’re on the couch reading. youtu.be/jCtadJ9vcUA
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