akhirnya buat yg polos juga terbit patchnya ubuntu.com/security/notices/…
(keknya backend webnya overload)
refresh-refresh server nunggu mirror sync
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apa saja kesalahannya?
* test account di sistem production
sudah. itu saja. yang lain hanya colateral damage.
Finance called IT because a customer owed us $240,000 and nobody could find them.
Customer name: TEST CUSTOMER DO NOT USE.
I recognized it immediately.
I created that account two years ago to test our billing software.
It had a fake address.
A fake phone number.
The contact email was [email protected].
Apparently Sales found the account last quarter and used it to demonstrate our new quoting system.
Someone accidentally converted the demonstration quote into a real order.
That triggered an invoice.
The invoice went unpaid.
Our collections software sent seven payment reminders to [email protected].
Nobody responded.
Finance escalated the account to a debt collection agency.
The agency spent three weeks trying to locate TEST CUSTOMER DO NOT USE.
They reported the company had no registered address, no employees, and no known assets.
Finance classified the account as high-risk.
Yesterday Legal asked me for the customer's original contract.
I explained there was no customer.
They asked whether we could prove that.
I said I personally invented the company.
Legal said that wasn't sufficient documentation.
Apparently writing "DO NOT USE" in the customer name doesn't legally establish that the customer doesn't exist.
We're now paying $8,000 for an external auditor to determine whether a company I made up owes us $240,000.
Finance has asked me not to delete the account until the investigation concludes.
It's our third-largest customer this quarter.
ubuntu.com/security/CVE-2026…
kaya ga serius ini penanganannya. dokumen mitigasi macam apa ini, format kacau dan masih nyisa "cegizcan"?
ga sengaja di-throttle mas, interface arah openixp cuma 40Gbps, penuh; ke IIX juga cuma 2x10Gbps
ayo pak Glazer, jangan cuma php
🚨 Glazers reportedly consider stepping away from Manchester United ownership amid growing pressure from supporters:
🗣️ The Glazers: “We have always wanted things to work out at Manchester United, but we cannot pretend that everything has gone according to plan.
“Over the years, we have faced enormous criticism from supporters.
“We understand their frustration and disappointment.
“We came into this club with ambitions, but the situation has become much more complicated than we anticipated.
“Manchester United is a massive institution, and perhaps the responsibility is bigger than we can handle.
“We have tried different approaches, but the results have not been what we expected.
“We cannot continue pretending that everything is under control.
“If things don't improve, we may have to consider stepping away from the club.
“We have to be honest with ourselves about what is best for Manchester United.
“Football supporters deserve to see their club competing at the highest level.
“We know that many fans have lost confidence in our leadership.
“We cannot ignore their voices forever.
“Perhaps a fresh direction is exactly what this club needs.
“We never imagined that things would reach this stage.
“But sometimes, admitting that something is bigger than you is the most sensible decision.
“We will have to look carefully at our options.
“If stepping down is what it takes for Manchester United to move forward, we may have to accept that reality.
“The future of this football club must come before anything else.”
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parah ini. balapan Moto3 mestinya mulai pukul 7 WIB ditunda, tapi di halaman jadwal di motogp.com gak di-update #Moto3 #AustralianGP
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