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Auctose

@auctose

not real.

 Lagos, Nigeria
Joined May 2020
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I crave the kind of money that enables my reckless expenditure, without necessarily thinking about saving because it’s just inevitable.
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Very quietly bought 2 tix to black Coffee in Lagos. Funny how it was 1k higher yesterday compared to the pricing today
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LT 🎁@loria_tareNov 8
I am always shocked when people say I am generous because to me , I haven’t even scratched the surface of how generous I can be. Na money Dey yab man pikin 😔. I pray I get to that stage in life where I can help as many people as possible without having to think twice about funds
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I've learnt so much from twitter not to try any nonconsensual act like this
OREOLUWA🧚🫧🤍 (@Thatgrlhorlar) profile pictureOREOLUWA🧚🫧🤍@ThatgrlhorlarNov 9
sleeping in his shirt with no panties on so he can slide in by 4am in the morning.>>>
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Coughed out 500k for tickets in December, anything wey pass that, there's love and ralo at home.
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Why don’t I ever find myself in these kind of settings
MALE NURSE OF LASU💛🩺 (@_malenurse) profile pictureMALE NURSE OF LASU💛🩺
@_malenurseNov 9
so I planned an outing with my new talking stage but her friends tagged along, i left the babe and the friend in the restaurant tho 😂
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What’s most annoying about my health right now is that every water I drink tastes like it has Ms in it
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I’ve made peace with buying tickets at 50k. After missing Element house’s early bird sale, I learnt my lesson.
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God knows I hate typos with my life. Nothing makes me feel dumber
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Then you open your Opay and become an accountant overnight, God forbid adulting
Ellie (@maverickslens) profile pictureEllie
@maverickslens20h
Sometimes your 900k turns into 300k and subsequently 17k
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While the ticket saga is going on, Happy to bring this back to your TL
Auctose (@auctose) profile pictureAuctose
@auctoseOct 28
Soooo, which one of you am I sleeping with for Element house tix ?
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With the prices I’m foreseeing in December for tix, once I miss early bird, it has be
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To everyone who’s checked up, thank you ❤️
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Spent 5 plus hours in this hospital because I decided to try out my health insurance. God forbid I make this useless decision again
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Any idea if igbeux can clear malaria + typhoid for about 5 hours 🥲
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Who wants GT tix?
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Is the dating scene that bad cos why is this being celebrated? It’s literally bare minimum
bae. (@flawsomee) profile picturebae.@flawsomeeNov 4
i told the guy i’m dating that i don’t believe in traditional gender roles & that i work crazy shifts so it’s hard for me (to cook/clean). his first instinct was to say that it’s actually easy because he can have dinner waiting for me when i get home. omg
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This but na she give up on me
ᗷoy ᗯonder❁ (@D_A_M_O_L_A) profile pictureᗷoy ᗯonder❁@D_A_M_O_L_ANov 4
there's this babe that i really can't get over.. fumbled when it was getting real and honestly i regret it each and everyday, she literally still comes through for me whenever i need someone.. mehn
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It's about that time when I ask my babies for their december list, I'm actually such a sweet #superdad
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House music is spiritual
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