call me charles dickens the way i have great expectations

“iphone duo this iphone duo that” what about iphone 5? we call it Pone

introducing: sam altmond

trying to have a nuanced and introspective conversation with my boyfriend at 1am about the fundamental gap between men and women, late-stage capitalism, and whether he thinks in words or images or both, then he just falls asleep

life is just what happens inbetween venmo requests