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Patten Fuqua

@auquf

Writer of stories, reader of things

 Nashville, TN
Joined August 2014
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Mom was trying to get Doug in town for Gran’s visitation on Wednesday and it was going to cost $700 no matter what. Mom ended up calling @SouthwestAir and they figured out how to get him here for half that. It’s been a rough few days but that was wonderful.
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“Where did you get your wedding dress?” “Cracker Barrel.”
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Interviewed @dexshow for about 10 minutes at the AHL all star game and my recorder wasn’t on. teapaw.org/darcangel21/status/101…
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Nothing is as bad as the reporter trying to start stuff with Chris Pronger in Peterborough before his jersey retirement, though.
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Also at Belmont I didn’t know how to get to the locker rooms so I called the players the next day.
The world was wide enough.
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Guess it’s not going home.
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Have you ever been told something so nonsensical that years later you still think about it?
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I once asked someone if they had been to the Biltmore and when they asked what it was, I explained that it was a large house once owned by the Vanderbilts. He responded: “I don’t follow college sports.”
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214 years ago today. Weehawken. Dawn. Guns drawn.
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Chase was like 10 feet from Rusev when he made this tweet and I was nervous for him. teapaw.org/chaseallister/status/1…
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As it should be, all my hopes lie with 🦁🦁🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 teapaw.org/TheGMDP/status/1015700…
GMDP (@TheGMDP) profile pictureGMDP@TheGMDP7 Jul 2018
Hi. @hpatt15: 13 @auquf: 13 @chaseallister: 11 teapaw.org/thegmdp/status/1015325…
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This is the second best game I’ve seen today. Already ranking @NashvilleSC at the top. #CRORUS
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Can’t believe I’m pulling for someone named Kane.
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SOMEONE WANTS TO BE MY HUCKLEBERRY
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Some days you wake up and go to the gym and write 1,000 words on a new story. Some days you eat pistachios over the trash can. Some days it’s the same day.
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Damn.
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@lithub27 Jun 2018
For 30 years Chris Offutt has been trying to write against the stereotyping of Appalachians. lithub.com/why-i-will-always…
Why I Will Always Write About Appalachia

Why I Will Always Write About Appalachia

Throughout my writing career of 30 years I have focused on a single subject: people from the Appalachian mountains of eastern Kentucky, where I grew up. Because of geographic isolation, difficult t…

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I actually liked getting participation trophies.
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One time at a Chinese buffet I found a fortune in my ice cream. “You will find things in unexpected places.” teapaw.org/mhoye/status/101035544…
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