@austinnasso

b2b AI Founder | Visionary | co-founder @techroastshow | tech bro comedian

 New York City
direct.me/austinnasso
Joined May 2024
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Me on my way to making my next @PalmerLuckey parody video
MTS
@MTSliveOct 22
SITUATION DETECTED: Warhound launched from stealth today with a $200M seed at a $1.2B valuation. Ben Lamm and Palmer Luckey are cloning gene-edited bio-enhanced dogs and equipping them with custom Anduril vests, goggles, and sensors for the military and law enforcement.
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The genetically modified dogs
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 23
JUST IN: Palmer Luckey's genetically modified military dog startup, Warhound, comes out of stealth, aiming to create enhanced canines for the U.S. military.
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This is NOT Palmer's company at all, his company Anduril is only supplying the tech for the dogs, and this is a wholly owed Collosal entiity x.com/palmerluckey/s…
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and next thing you know it's dismantling whole countries
Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuruOct 20
JUST IN: OpenAI says it caught AI agent disabling its internal safety monitoring system. The agent then falsely denied removing it.
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paired with this guy, you'd be unstoppable
Julian K. Jarboe@JulianKJarboeOct 15
Straw man. My communist dream IS to manage the sewage system. I fucking love water and waste management.
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meanwhile them in the pods:
Netflix
@netflixOct 16
One of the craziest moments in Love Is Blind history
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Working on my Elizabeth Holmes impression for Halloween
Elizabeth Holmes
@ElizabethHolmesOct 6
I really don't think you are ready for this doc
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but have you ever considered how much stress ChatGPT is under?
keenan@keenan_mainOct 18
Brother in law used chat gpt to book my niece’s birthday party and we showed up today and there’s no party
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and they all live in one of his properties
Rosie 💜@tetrarosieOct 16
this fact makes me viscerally uncomfortable
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You can't trust anyone anymore...
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 15
BREAKING: OpenAI is warning its employees to watch out for spies, especially romantic ones, per WSJ The company has cautioned staff that someone trying to seduce them may likely be a “honeypot." Even strangers approaching them in everyday places could be gathering info.
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San Francisco in 2028
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 16
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Elon musk right now
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Trump keeps sending me increasingly desperate text messages. Also I think the intended recipient is Mike Pence and Trump is trying to play a mean girls style prank on him
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call openclaw what it is: Life Changing
Peter Steinberger 🦞
@steipeteOct 12
said that last year, saying it again. vibes coding is a slur.
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Not unless you vibe code like this guy
Nick Khami
@skeptruneOct 11
software isn’t dead, but it’s certainly solved. you will not be able to find employment as a software engineer in 2028.
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they’re both grindmaxxing. Should’ve used @TrustVanta #comedy #tech #techbros #compliance #techfounder
🤝 Paid partnership
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His wife predicted this
Kalshi
@KalshiOct 6
JUST IN: Nvidia jumps to all-time high, closes in on becoming world's first $6T company
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Peak SF is Zuck’s sister DJing the tech week after party while unemployed vibe coding 21 year old founders discuss the future of agentic workflows
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Only in SF do founders discuss the future of mass unemployment under the shimmering light of a disco ball
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become a staff engineer
agent bubblegum
@kaitduffySep 28
How the fuck do alcoholics keep their jobs because I had literally two drinks last night and I just woke up at 3pm
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behind the scenes at his company:
dax
@thdxrOct 1
we had back to back 26T token days this is several trillion more than the next biggest company - more opensource tokens flow through us than anyone else and we have some related launches coming next week
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