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I have two terabytes of step sister suffocation pornography on my personal hard drive. My name is Mads Hermansen and I play for West Ham United.
🚨 NEW: The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow: - Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth - Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18 - Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniform Anyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it
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I voted illegally 40 times, come get me motherfuckers. My name is Manor Solomon and I play for West Ham United Football Club.
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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Noble defo put belt to arse in that changing room
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Have I ever criticized Max Kilman on the pitch?
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HAVE I EVER CRITICISED MAX KILMAN ON THE PITCH
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solomon might be shit, but he’s also short and ugly
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THE REPUBLICAN PARTY TONIGHT
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JUST TAKE EVERYONE OFF THE PITCH
Goal. 🔵 3-0 ⚪️ (39')
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i hate my country west ham
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i hate this fucking club
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SOLOMON SUBBED ON WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS CLOWN GONNA DO
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MY TEAM ARE PLAYING LIKE CLOWNS
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rice in lowest tier and calafiori in ew and then they expect me to hear them out on haaland lock this person up and throw away the key
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also pickford being plain chicken please like he’s my friend
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