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Glasgow
Joined March 2011
EVERYBODY SHUT UP! A major grocery store in Glasgow is selling 100% corn tortillas. I've been here since 2009 and I've had to learn how to make my own damn corn tortillas. You only get 10 and only one brand but beggars can't be choosers.💃🌯 @Morrisons #bestdayever #boughtthelot
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We're mustering all our Austen energy to get through this rainy week but luckily we've got the Bennet sisters waiting for us in the theatre to brighten our day! If, like us, you need a mid-week pick-me-up, why not join in? ow.ly/cUTB50wowIx
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Nice that while @cineworld's site is down, booking on the phone costs 12p/minute and does not allow for unlimited card members to book over the phone. #feelingappreciated #customercomeslast
Titus get in today @LincolnCenterEd we are beside ourselves with the beautiful show desk. Best desk yet? with @gingstertrippin @avalonianpie
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Titus team in NYC before @LincolnCenterEd performances. Show art find #lifeisbeautiful @lukemp @foolisholly @gingstertrippin @avalonianpie
Left the shop with TP, bin bags, and two cat toys. Suddenly realised I am one cat away from a Cathy Comic. #whatismylife #iamacatlady
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We ❤️ our Stage Manager's #MikeyAddie themed earrings today. She takes her role seriously. @Summerhallery #edfringe
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Another win for @ScotRail. Train from Glasgow to Edinburgh is 12 mins late. Literally watched later departures leave before me. #scotfail
A mouse is following me on Twitter, but his account is private. #dailytweetsabouthowidontgettwitter #islonghashtaggingstillfunny
Ready for @mikey&addie with my space man earrings. Had to tweet this twice because I'm a twitter #granny
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Nothing like having your journey derailed by #scotrail only having 1 functioning ticket machine, & staff watching, not caring. #scotfail
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#amazonprime fail. This crap only seems to happen when I stream prime. Not Netflix...not Now TV...
Can you have gin after you brush your teeth? Asking for a friend.
Here is the mashup of Newsies and "Uptown Funk!" we didn't know we needed. slate.me/1G9J23F
Really promising that Home Office is being held accountable for their anti-immigration decisions. teapaw.org/StewartMcDonald/status…
Home Office policy on non-EU migrants is all over the place: My letter to Home Secretary, Theresa May
@eamonn8285 watching you wash the dishes. #domestichubby
I dropped my bus pass on the rain-soaked floor of the bus. Will never touch it again. #deadtome
I don't think they realize the kind of money there is to be made by the first coffee company to open before 8am in Japan.