@avapologies

Freudian Nip Slip

 Ethically ambiguous
Joined February 2020
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Lesbians can’t ever break up normally, always doing something dramatic like delivering the kiss of death #AgathaAllAlong #AgathaAllAlongBash
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This is the party of Ilhan Omar, Omar Fateh and Hasan Piker 🔥yasss😛
Lisa Demuth
@LisaDemuthMNOct 26
Amy Klobuchar has yet to call for Democrats to un-invite Hasan Piker to their election rally this evening. No criticism of Ilhan Omar for inviting Piker. No condemnation of the event. Tim Walz couldn't stand up to the far left-wing of the DFL. And neither will Klobuchar. My statement below:
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Let The Muppets host SNL!! Let THE MUPPETS HOST
erin🪩@wallowsgardenOct 26
elmo doing an impression of lorne michaels is actually killing me so bad bc why is it good
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Ground control talking about Tom
shelby ▴@zldatwtOct 5
yall ever look at your major and just sigh
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Bill Hader is allowed to play offensively gay and Martin Short is allowed to wear a fat suit. Those are my beliefs
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Getting to be from Minnesota
via@atrophicbtrflySep 23
when i see someone else from minnesota on here i feel this urge to collect them as my friend like pokémon
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Ava :/ retweeted
veve@wolfoftheriverSep 21
once again here to repeat that nicole kidman as satine in moulin rouge is probably the most beautiful anyone has ever looked
ִֶָ@docenevoaSep 20
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Ava :/ retweeted
aaron@strangebopSep 7
Been isolating myself from friends and family while simultaneously smoking more weed
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A beautiful calico cat who has wished to become human. Wow
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@_herloreSep 6
the color blocking is so good
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Call me Troy the way her wooden horse in my walls
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Muttering something about Zeus’s law as I dig through my babysitting family’s pill cabinet
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Ava :/ retweeted
shiv@ripleyesqueJul 27
oh look at me! i’m tom holland, i’m having two major movies releasing back to back, i’m married to the most beautiful woman in the world and she’s laying on my lap, and my curls look amazing! fuck you
tom holland gifs
@thollandgifJul 26
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Ava :/ retweeted
Meg@megannn_lynneJul 19
Last 45 minutes of The Odyssey so fucking good you wanna stand up in the theater and do jumping jacks
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My dream job is to be Amy Poehler
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Watching the Minions & Monsters movie while the seats shake from Polyphemus getting eye skewered
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Got IDd to see The Odyssey today
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situationship off at my house STAT
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Ava :/ retweeted
c ☆@tintafeyJul 10
new photo of god on set of the bible
maddie ✧.*@merylsglassesJul 10
NEW/UNRELEASED photo of Meryl Streep on the set of Mamma Mia (2008.). 🥹☀️
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asking bill hader to officiate my wedding and it just turns into us both having panic attacks
Pop Base
@PopBaseJul 4
Adam Sandler officiated Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding.
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Ava :/ retweeted
paige@BonerWizardMay 25
Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): In 1869, Beth March, the third littlest woman of the Little Women, my friend, died. She fucking died.
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Jules on that damn biking it, but on the stationary bike at planet fitness
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