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Joined December 2015
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I just don’t understand how all of the racist, homophobic, immoral, transphobic, misogynistic things Trump has said and stood for wasn’t a deal breaker for this many Americans.
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This is like being awake during your own surgery.
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this thread singlehandedly alleviated my depression lol grazie Italia 😅🤘
Sicily has figured out this whole self-isolation thing. #COVID19 #CoronavirusPandemic
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thanks for a lovely evening! ⚡️
This is such a nice review 🥰 thank you @hotpress
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colleague: it’s wednesday me: it’s the day my spotify recommends me a playlist of new bops i will get too hopeful about, listen through once respectively, and then remember my spotify is as clueless about my personality as i am and return to my cycle of six repeated songs
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Destroying the only planet we have.
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Fridays For Future Dublin @SchoolStrikesIE has been refused support from their local police surrounding their upcoming strike this Friday. Please retweet to show support. N.B. the strike will go ahead (100% legally) without support from the police. #FridaysForFuture
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WATCH: @SteveRattner fact checks Pres. Trump's #SOTU claims on the economy. "When I was watching the beginning of that speech, I felt like I was living in a parallel universe ... because everything he was saying made so little sense." on.msnbc.com/2vSQDMh
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how come u need 3 references? just trust me
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This is shameful. America shouldn’t have a wealth test for admission. It’s a place where millions of people are descendants of immigrants who came w nothing & made a life. The American Dream isn’t a private club with a cover charge - it’s the possibility of remaking your future.
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I've had moments myself where I've had to stop and be in the moment because some things just can't be recreated or relived through the screen. So touched here now. Thank you Ava 💜 means the world to hear. And so lovely to meet you too, ya gem.
so i’ve never had an issue with concert photography until @ELangfordMusic suddenly made the present moment so beautiful i couldn’t bear to live it delayed behind a lens, merci for a beautiful night 💜
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so i’ve never had an issue with concert photography until @ELangfordMusic suddenly made the present moment so beautiful i couldn’t bear to live it delayed behind a lens, merci for a beautiful night 💜
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oh my fucking god you actually have to get home and make dinner with ingredients you buy for dinner and you have to cook it and the next day you have to make dinner again and again and do another food shop and more dinner and it’s every fucking day like this
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me currently: reading a lot of sex columns and meeting with burlesque professionals and not wearing bras. 2020, what a time to be alive.
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in other news, i realized i personify any self-objective angle of my mental illness/sexual ineptness as though it’s another human and write about us all like one massive, bizarre, dysfunctional family but ya know the fuck what,,,,i’m becoming ok with that lol
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Feel liberated knowing most of the world can now see my bare ass on their tv. Cheeks out boys it’s 2020.
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