Holte Ender | Welcome, Stalker… enjoy your journey through the inane ramblings of my erratic mind 😵‍💫

Joined January 2012
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But but but… Villa should have paid 40m for him 🙄
Lo de Harvey Elliott es HISTÓRICO: - Llega al Valencia con sobrepeso - Descubre la paella - Coge más sobrepeso - No juega porque no cabe en el esquema (ni en la camiseta) - Juega hoy 20 minutos, le pesa el culo, lo expulsan y nos regala el derbi LA CABRA EN MIS LIBROS 🐐🐐🐐
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This prick again. He thought: 1) Steven Gerrard was Aston Villa’s ceiling. 2) It’s okay to spit on kids out his car window.
Could Unai Emery be the answer to Manchester United’s struggles? Jamie Carragher believes he’s the best manager in the Premier League! 💪
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I think United should consider an interim manager next. Just let everything calm down a bit. Why not a former player? They would know the club inside out. It's got to be an advantage. And if they do ok, why not give them the gig full time next summer?
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Who is that and what is he wearing!? 💀
How was this not a penalty?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The image in the post is inauthentic, as Aston Villa's front-of-shirt sponsor for 2026/27 is Visit Rwanda, not Betano. sportsbusinessjournal.com/Articles/2026/… africasoccer.com/aston-villa-co…
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I tell you what #MUFC fans… If you’re so confident that Emery would leave “small club” Aston Villa for Man Utd’s paradise… put your money where your mouth is. Whack £100 on this at 11/1 and share the screenshot in the replies… You won’t… because you don’t even believe your own bullshit
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The grass that looked green from the other end of the M6:
Youri Tielemans was called villa reject after leaving Old Trafford! #avfc
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Same energy 💀
TOTTENHAM AWAY OLE OLEEEE
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Someone’s having a bad day 😅
Stop lying. Lindelof was a substitute last season, he was disastrous last season and is still disastrous this year. I watch almost every Premier League match and every Aston Villa match i watch (that shit club) reminds me why we sold that horrible player, even worse than Maguire
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This argument was valid over a decade ago. It’s just not true nowadays.
Less pressure playing for Villa than Man Utd. Harsh but true. Some peopythrive on it, most sadly don't. He's a decent player.
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Not sure throwing things at a bloke is a way to entice him tbh
United should be throwing everything at Unai Emery right now if they want to be the slightest bit serious.
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Stef retweeted
Replying to @avfc_stef
Has Man U legend and fantastic manager Steve Bruce ever managed them? Could be his moment, just what they need.
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So who are Man Utd going to hire for a year before replacing them with Peter Schmeichel as interim, giving him the perm job in Summer and sacking him the following october?
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Hahaha to think we could have ended up with Senne Lemons if we shifted Emi a year earlier 💀
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This Man Utd performance…
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Alysson > Rayan
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Youri stinker and hooked
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Genuinely confused by anyone saying this isn’t a penalty Anywhere else on the pitch and it’s the most obvious foul you’d ever give
Penalty or no penalty? 🧐
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Class
Replying to @villaontour_
My favourite bit was where the umbrella kept betraying you
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Imagine recording this and not throwing your phone in the Thames out of shame
TOTTENHAM AWAY OLE OLEEEE
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Ohh these comments are a treasure trove…
🚨 Chelsea want £65m for Nicolas Jackson. @SJohnsonSport #avfc
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