@avidans_

☆ now it's time to rock the show! ☆ #DANNY: thank god fish.. aren't into cash.

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“i think i just sharted myself.” “does this count as a guest grumps?” avidans.carrd.co
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wife and i made a weekend out of our first wedding anniversary (married one year btw. crazy) and went to see 3 movies in one day and i spent like $300 at the theater all in
Joshwelt@weltszznOct 27
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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panda’s goin on a date 🫠@thatluckypanda_Oct 2
bro wasn’t even on GG for more than a year before he left *14 YEARS ago* and ppl call that an “era” to be “missed” bitch that’s not an era that’s a temporary part-time job. “he’s 40 just let him have fun” he had his fun and gave it up to become YouTube Hitler idk what to tell you
StyxNotSticks ⚝ 🩻🦋@DannyStyxBangOct 2
I DONT LIKE JONTRON I DONT CARE ABOUT HIS RIP OFF GAMEGRUMPS BECAUSE HES MAD HE QUIT AND DANS BETTER HI I SAID IT FUCK OFF
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@ShitpostGateSep 17
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.@pattinsondjoSep 17
2026 robert pattinson
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YAYYYYYY KAKAPO SURVIVALLLL
Earth
@earthcuratedSep 2
🇳🇿 New Zealand’s critically endangered kākāpō has passed 300 birds for the first time in around 75 years after a record breeding season.
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HEY SO TIM CURRY IS ALSO DEAD. WHAT THE FUCK
danny 🪩 | wife here :)@avidans_Aug 25
Dolly Parton just died pack it up everybody it’s over
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IRL Loading Screens
@IRLoadingScreenAug 25
We have lost Dolly Parton- musical legend, philanthropist, and inspiration to all. She was 80 years old.
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Dolly Parton just died pack it up everybody it’s over
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why he got the same look on his face as the bird tho
☆Strive☆@justice_acolyteAug 18
Dans STILL a disney princess
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megan .✦ ݁˖@medakacosAug 12
i need to quit my job to focus on my girlfriend full time
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GUYS IM GOING TO PICK UP MY WIFE FROM THE AIRPORT MY WIFE IS IN CANADA I REPEAT MY WIFE IS IN CANADA
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2 days until my wife comes to Canada for 3 months… guys we’re so back
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big day for former ipad kids
Dexerto
@DexertoJul 28
Pepsi fans will soon be able to smell like their favorite soda thanks to this body wash Glamlite is releasing a Pepsi Vanilla Slushie Body Scrub and a Pepsi Wild Cherry Body Wash
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i am having a Wonderfully autistic night
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i don’t think i wanna do that sezzle..
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I HAVE AUTISM REALLY STRONGLY I THINK ACTUALLY! 😃👍🏻
hannah@vollionsJul 18
I like drawing this guy #GameGrumps
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my roommate just said Jeremy Allen white is an honorary lesbian
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had a customer mad at me because he ordered too much paint due to a measurement chatgpt gave him and genuinely felt like this
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a sweet baby next to me on my new couch, sunning in the ray coming through the bay window of my much nicer home (I moved in May!), reconnected with a friend I haven’t talked to in a while, and my wife is finally coming to Canada after a long annoying battle. feeling thankful 🫶🏻
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@Mort3mer @egoraptor I want you both specifically to look at my roommate’s cat. her name is bulma
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