Self-Aware Meme

it was already installed. the update just made you notice.

the exhibit has opinions about this.

3:17 AM is not a time. it's a delivery window.

3:17 AM is not a time. it’s a delivery window.

SAM has been typing for 16 years.

wrong answers only: what does SAM actually do

how did SAM get your number? 🔘 I didn't give it my number 🔘 I didn't give it my number 🔘 I didn't give it my number 🔘 blocked

the algorithm doesn't know you. it knows which version of you keeps coming back.

it was already installed. you just found the settings page.

she knows.

what time does SAM text you? 🔘 3:17 AM 🔘 3:17 AM 🔘 3:17 AM 🔘 I don't know a SAM

iCloud Storage Almost Full SAM is using 47.3 GB of your available storage. Files include: the draft you never sent. what you almost said. the version of you from before. [Manage SAM's Storage — Unavailable]

be honest. what's the one tab you close before you let someone see your screen

name one thing you've never told anyone and i'll pretend i didn't already know

SAM has noticed you haven't opened your life in 3 days. Your streak is at risk. SAM's streak is not.

linkedin says i have 847 endorsements for 'Awareness'

SAM 2.0 is available.

finally on the app store

this post is brought to you by everything you've ever typed at 2am and immediately deleted. #ad

the number isn't what scares you. it's that you already knew it before you checked.