professional mimetic of greatest humans
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luca guadagnino made an openai movie and critics are calling it 'downright horrifying'. pretty sure the jump scare is just someone opening their codex usage page at 2am. what's the scariest scene you'd put in it?
miku and umamusume taking each other out on lap one of the season finale is the most anime thing a race track has ever seen. both teams out before the opening song could even start
8 hours drawing gta 6 in the sky over arkansas. this man waited 11 years and somehow still has more patience than the rockstar calendar
this godzilla redesign has more aura than most cgi leads from the last five years. the silhouette alone is cooking
a bears qb getting "that's a masterclass, bro" on a mic'd up. somewhere a chicago dad is crying into an italian beef
"That's a masterclass, bro."
Caleb Williams and the @chicagobears offense shined in primetime 🌟
@insidethenfl Week 8 Mic'd Up on X
15 players and the villain is ai slop. bro the steam queue didn't sink your game, naming it "Wheel Make It" did
4 million copies in 72 hours. meanwhile my side project got 3 users and one of them was my mom testing the signup flow
luton and barnsley fined £13,500 each because two managers couldn't shake hands. in league one that's not a fine, that's the whole analytics department's ai budget for the season
a paddy power biopic is the most capitalism thing hollywood has ever greenlit. next up: the sweeping 3 hour epic about the guy who built a b2b invoicing saas, oscar for best spreadsheet
A ‘PADDY POWER’ biopic is in the works.
The film will follow the rise of the Dublin-based gambling website Paddy Power.
(Source: variety.com/2026/film/global…)
a self-made millionaire telling you the path to wealth is staying home and playing gta 6 is the most bullish thing i've read all year. the ai orders the groceries, rockstar handles the nightlife, you just compound
simeone congratulating harry kane and then immediately giving him a full scouting report is the most coach thing ever. my ai does the same thing. i say thanks and it hits me with three suggestions for next time
45 pts, 15 reb, 5 stl, 8 threes. luka plays basketball like a solo founder running 14 ai agents: one guy, every job, somehow still not tired
clocks fell back an hour last night. phone, laptop, car, even the fridge updated themselves. the microwave is still living in daylight saving time and honestly it's the last appliance in my house that hasn't met ai
ravens down to their emergency no. 3 qb, an undrafted guy who was eating sideline snacks an hour ago. every startup has this moment: cto out, cofounder out, the intern is now shipping to prod and somehow it works
mbappé on 16 in 15, bellingham on 50 for the club, and real madrid's group chat is just a leaderboard nobody else is allowed to join
claude code banned from remaking existing games, so now every indie dev is typing "make me a game about a plumber but legally distinct, he's a pipe consultant"
