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Joined September 2011
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nerja 🇪🇸
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I got no fucking regrets about being shameless with Carrick. He restored the feeling last season idc
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if there was a ballon d’or for the worst tweeter on this app this guy would be up there
M&S need to significantly raise their prices. Their brand is slowly going down the drain with the new demographics that have discovered it
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pack it in, have a day off, give it a rest, off you pop #wowzers
I love British phrases so much. Bore off mate
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hey bro i didn’t really understand your text in the group chat but i’m gonna fire react anyway because i love you
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dirty zionist rat can hold, sir niklaus mikaelson
just when you think you couldnt love and respect joseph morgan more than you already do… he’s been making moves in silence and having these snakes rattled🤣
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Joseph Morgan banning an islamophobe and Zionist from getting work? yeah king shit! :)
just when you think you couldnt love and respect joseph morgan more than you already do… he’s been making moves in silence and having these snakes rattled🤣
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managing a bunch of yanks or man yanited, easy choice lad 👍🏾
We’re about to get backdoored for that washed institution 👌🏾
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i mean i guess
I need Pochettino man
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we had a bit of fun
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the movie that suddenly changed the whole vibe of the series
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what do you people even be talking about like get a real problem omg
I hate that I’m such a snob cos it makes me anti social. People will bring a Aldi or Tesco birthday cake to the office and wonder why I don’t wanna eat it. You couldn’t just stretch to Sainsburys!?
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Serious case of unfunny people thinking they are funny nowadays
matched w someone who was 5'6 on tinder bc he was cute so i asked if he rlly was that short and he was like you want someone 6 foot then said "you're missing out" so i said "missing out on what? you not being able to reach the top shelf at the grocery store?"
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Cunha is the man you need when you’re 20th ngl he loves it
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should we all k ourselves?
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could be having the worst day of your life and here comes your favorite sports team to make it worse
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not your preference fairs but taking the piss out of people for things out of their control is so incredibly cringe
matched w someone who was 5'6 on tinder bc he was cute so i asked if he rlly was that short and he was like you want someone 6 foot then said "you're missing out" so i said "missing out on what? you not being able to reach the top shelf at the grocery store?"
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guys i think there’s something sacred in the mundane
and if you’re free later maybe we can live a million ordinary days together
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Mon père il vient de faire des pizzas pour la première fois de sa vie il nous parle d’ouvrir une pizzeria
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Maresca getting dunked on by Jackson and Delap in consecutive weeks #funny
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she runs outside and comes back acting like butter wouldn’t melt
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