You can call me Al
Joined September 2013
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There should be a setting on Pinterest called “please don’t show me wedding content anymore, I’m married now and if I have to look at one more flower bud vase table arrangement you’ll trigger my PTSD”
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at 14 i chose arctic monkeys as my forever band and alex turner has never let me down. some of you simply cannot relate
I wish there was a way to let the fat bears know that I love them all despite having to ultimately choose one
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guy who has heard ten arctic monkeys songs: you gotta listen to do i wanna know
guy who has heard 100 am songs: you gotta listen to a beneath the boardwalk demo that was recorded on a nokia in 2001
guy who has heard 1000 am songs: you gotta listen to do i wanna know
My coworkers have asked me no less than 15 times in the 2 months since my wedding what my new last name is. They cannot comprehend the fact that my name has not changed
A man once said me not wanting to take his surname proved I didn’t love him enough. So I asked him if he would drop his and take mine, since it’s about love. And the next thing he said to me was, “what would happen to my identity. That’s literally my identity”
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