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Boston, MA
Joined January 2012
I’ve lived among these people for almost 30 years and I can say with 100% certainty that this sign is a lie
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This is what standup is
Hey i just thought of some bullshit. Do you want me to say it to you
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Massachusetts absolutely cooking right now. Hub of the universe.
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I’m calling bullshit on this one
Dormir nesta posição Ă© a pior coisa que vocĂȘ pode fazer para sua coluna, segundo cientistas.
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You couldn't make The Office today. Today is almost over. You'd have to do it tomorrow at earliest.
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Star receiver AJ Brown said he cried when the Patriots didn’t take him in the draft. Today You come home Demon đŸ„č
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they just call that being from New England
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Being a writer with a day job is like “just got off work. Welp, time to get to work”
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Boston, Massachusetts.
Tuscany, Italy
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Every time I’ve heard a song on the radio and thought, “huh, is Imagine Dragons actually okay now?” it’s ended up being The Chainsmokers
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my spooky weird script about death is featured alongside some v v talented + cool writers đŸ€“ an honor!
Lights. Camera. Radness— For your consideration, NEW material from the legendary Joe Eszterhas—exclusively @TheStuntList! Alongside a market-ready shortlist of Hot New Scripts, featuring screenplays from Emmy-winners and fresh new voices. Access in bio. Let’s Break Some Lead!
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My award-winning sports comedy screenplay SHORT TIME (about a washed-up loser in his 30s attempting to win a high school state wrestling title) is being featured on @TheStuntList! Thank you to @AshLazerWrites @ericmahlon and the rest of their team! đŸ€Œâ€â™‚ïž #screenwriting
Lights. Camera. Radness— For your consideration, NEW material from the legendary Joe Eszterhas—exclusively @TheStuntList! Alongside a market-ready shortlist of Hot New Scripts, featuring screenplays from Emmy-winners and fresh new voices. Access in bio. Let’s Break Some Lead!
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Lights. Camera. Radness— For your consideration, NEW material from the legendary Joe Eszterhas—exclusively @TheStuntList! Alongside a market-ready shortlist of Hot New Scripts, featuring screenplays from Emmy-winners and fresh new voices. Access in bio. Let’s Break Some Lead!
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This would result in the Boston Coffee Party
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he may potentially pull certain ingredients from the market if they can’t be proven safe, including ingredients from a Massachusetts staple: Dunkin'. trib.al/muxnYtL
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I still can’t get over the fact that getting hammered at a Chinese restaurant is like a foreign concept to people outside of New England
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Go Bruins and, even more importantly, go this perfect dog đŸŸđŸ»đŸ’
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👏 👏 👏 @senatorjohn & team
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Everyone who has children is older than me
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POV: you live in Boston and opened facebook today
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