@azzour

life, uh, finds a way.

 Sofia, Bulgaria
about.me/azzour
Joined June 2010
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Lately, everything feels off. If you feel it too, let’s figure it out together. That’s what The Surreal Dispatch is for—no big pitch, just an open invitation to navigate the strangeness with a little understanding and hope. Subscribe here: thesurrealdispatch.substack.…
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нямам идея къде да пусна тая шега, затова се логнах тук за пръв път от месеци. та ето: - какво казваш когато видиш магаре по туристически маршрут? - кон? еми не.
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TaraBull
@TaraBullFeb 13
Lord of the Rings trilogy combined is 9 hrs 18 mins and it could have been over in seconds
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If you don’t laugh at this you’re not human
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Guy hoarding three quarters of a trillion dollars is finally realizing he’s still a miserable piece of shit.
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XBradTC
@xbradtcFeb 4
Woody Allen is in the Epstein files but I refuse to believe he's the type of guy who would cheat on his daughter
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The perfect loop doesn't exi... 😲
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Съобщението за оставката на Радев се появява в сайта на ТАСС почти един час преди изявлението му. Отделно като причина се казва, че щял да участва в изборите, а той за такова нещо не е говорил. Да влезе ген. Решетников! (Скрийншотът е мой личен от сайта на ТАСС.)
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I know a Jason Statham plot when I see one
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKJan 14
🚨 NEW: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-nation exercise
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Elon Musk
@elonmuskJan 15
Feeling Optimustic about the future!
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"Hey grok, put her in a bikini"
Polymarket
@PolymarketJan 14
BREAKING: U.S. Defense Secretary says Grok will be integrated into the Pentagon’s internal networks.
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Isaac@isaacturnersongJan 8
We need to blend everyone together into one mega person
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Fun fact: This entire scene was improvised Matthew McConaughey had no idea where to move the ship and began pressing random buttons. Nolan kept filming and the result was insane
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Bob Golen
@BobGolenJan 5
Got an email from an Egyptian Prince. I fear it might be a pyramid scheme.
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They sentenced Maduro to a six hour podcast with Lex Fridman.
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“Red wine is for boys and white wine is for girls” is the funniest possible way to announce you’re 12 years old
Pino Americano
@PinoAmericano20 Dec 2025
What kind of man orders white wine in a restaurant?
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Shrek
@Shrek19 Dec 2025
Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.
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Kill yourself now
naiive
@naiivememe16 Dec 2025
You are sitting next to Elon Musk, only 3 words, what would you say to him
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We need a slur for people that use AI.
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Мисъл на деня: Единственият българин, излязъл успешно от Еврото, ще е Сашо Кадиев.
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