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Brooklyn, NY
Joined October 2012
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trying to get rid of clothes at OPC be like: so we passed on all of your designer pieces, but we are taking all of these cum-stained tees and marking them up 500%
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Díganle a Sheinbaum que la deje y solo le vaya cambiando adornos conforme la festividad jaja
💀#ÚltimaHora | La Catrina no se quiere ir del Zócalo. La monumental figura se quedará dos semanas más en el corazón de la #CDMX, confirma Carlos Báez, director del Taller de Arte Xibalbá, en entrevista #ALasSeis. Si aun no tienes tu foto con ella, ¡aprovecha! #OnceNoticias 🔻
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Please do not disrupt a Virgo’s routine. It’s all they have.
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Educated whores>>>>>
Yall was just naked on Halloween now yall politicians
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Mexico and its flowers. Postcards of Cempasúchil (marigold) in all its golden glory. A little ode to this iconic flower and the beautiful colors of Día de Muertos.
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I need to get out of this fuck ass dystopia and go to a real country like this
🚨🇨🇳🇲🇽 China makes official debut at Mexico City’s Day of the Dead parade.
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i use omg as commas
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This Venus retrograde feels like it was directed by Tim Burton
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Guy completely naked wandering around my polling site this morning 🤢
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she’s kind of the maya angelou of white collar crime if you think about it
They can bruise and bloody me but Still I Rise.
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Elizabeth Holmes was convicted and is currently still on trial for fraud charges integrityline.com/expertise/blog… Holmes and her company Theranos lied to both clients and investors in regards to what their machine (the Edison) could do, leading to misdiagnosis of clients
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the way he’s ruined all other men for me
Mamdani raises eyebrows with new look, ditching beard and sporting surprising 'stache trib.al/qmtVh20
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PINKNASHE GET UP PEOPLE
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Pulled his boxers down and it bounced out.
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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ancient vapes ❤️
捡到一块有趣的石头,有人认识吗?
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gay guys be like two in the pink and then two more in the pink and then oops a fifth in the pink
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you’re the cyborg look from givenchy aw99
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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any last guesses?
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I want him so bad
👻 @NYCMayor meets… himself?
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I do Tina every weekend 👀
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