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”Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.”

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Man Brilliantly Defuses Argument By Telling Wife To Calm Down buff.ly/vMMHQjr

Man Brilliantly Defuses Argument By Telling Wife To Calm Down

U.S.—Local man Paul Jensen is being heralded as a genius and hero after he got the brilliant idea to defuse an argument with his wife by suggesting that she "calm down."

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Where do I begin? That was an evening I'll never forget. It’s an incredible honour to receive the Ballon d’Or award after a year full of goals, trophies and special milestones. Thank you to all the staff and my teammates at @england and @fcbayern, as well as family, friends and everyone who’s supported me – this wouldn’t be possible without you all. Thank you to everyone who has sent a kind message, social media post - I appreciate every single one of them. This will live long in the memory. 🙌🏆❤️
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The Eagles defense was 26th in yards/game before tonight. Maybe the whole “they’re tired because of the offense” was just pathetic excuse making.
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Brett watching his quarterback controversy schtick go down in flames.
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This isn’t a 3-and-out and the defense is gassed issue. This defense tonight flat out blows.
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Barkley didn’t look good at the end of that run.
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Tough move by Lemon to get in.
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When Billie Jean King defeated Bobby Riggs, it was a groundbreaking moment for - hang on, being told that's Horshack.
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Appreciate the warning, but I’ve done worse
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Sixers broadcast is getting tedious.
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Sixers line has moved 3 points in last 24 hours to Detroit -1.5. Tough spot tonight even if everyone was playing.
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I believe this footage is from the rarely seen 1975 CBS special “It’s Probably Time for a Welfare Check at Pig-Pen’s House, Charlie Brown.”
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Help me. Please.
Bob A@ba6116Oct 18
I love when my wife decides to watch football with me.
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Fucking stupid Jo. KCP with the dagger. #ThrowTheBallUp
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Bucks are over the limit and the Sixers keep chucking threes.
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Just need this to end. #ThrowTheBallUp
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I don’t know who Shaggy and Scooby’s pot guy was but he obviously had the best shit in town.
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Sixers have been ass on the boards tonight. #throwtheballup
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The chicken orgasm by Kate while the Bucks get the offensive rebound is a really bad look.
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Dean Wade hasn’t scored since the first minute of the game. #throwtheballup
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