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NATHAN FIELDER: So you see he's ordering 55 burgers and 55 fries and 55 tacos and 55 pies and 55 Cokes and so on.
ELIZABETH HOLMES: Yes.
NATHAN FIELDER: So why is that funny?
ELIZABETH HOLMES: Because he's...doing...something?
BILLY EVANS: That's enough for now. Cut the camera.
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NATHAN: Do you understand why this is funny?
ELIZABETH: He clearly loves his father so much
NATHAN: ...What?
ELIZABETH: He's set up a pulley system so that his father can eat sausage effortlessly. He's singing to him. He loves him
NATHAN: 😦
BILLY: You have a beautiful mind.
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud
NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them?
WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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johnny knoxville is the way he is bc his dad abused him. jeff tremaine is the way he is bc his dad was in the military. bam margera is the way he is bc his dad never grounded him even once. steve-o is the way he is bc his dad is an old money wasp from darien connecticut
i wanna do a ‘when covid hit versus now’ tweet but i literally don’t have a pic of myself during 2020
