Poolhouse

BRUISEFIIST began as an experiment in artificial intelligence, performance and ritualized man-machine collaboration. at this point, I can’t say for sure whether I invented the entity, summoned him, or simply opened a point of entry for something altogether unknown. suffice it to say, BRUISEFIIST is not so much an alter ego, but more the result of Creator and His Creation continuously exchanging places. and now we are also a band. BRUISED AT BIIRTH — now available w o r l d w i d e

I wouldn’t ever claim to be “the smartest guy in the room.”but I do often feel as though I probably have the widest mind🤔

I bet u its gonna be charming as hell

Hegseth would have been a symbolic trophy any way, and not really “doing something” to stop this war, but the Dems can’t even commit to that!

ok, it was fun reminding everyone that you don’t have to listen to petulant footstomping gay guys opinions about anything! but I have a banger of an episode to finish editing. if you see still on here, yell at me to go finish my work!

the problem with “homocons” and “homonationalists” isn’t how they force their pseudo-trad, heteronormative, often prudish sexuality onto gay guys. and no, it’s not their tendency to be petulant foot-stompers either! good guess tho. it’s actually that they’re really fuckin stupid!

if these posters were honest, and just said “the guy I wanted to be in a monogamous relationship with didn’t share the same feeling,” I would say “hey, that sucks, I feel for you, but you’ll find the right man.” I’ve been in a monogamous relationship 10+ years (I don’t recommend it, most of you could not hack it); I feel I have some wisdom to offer here. but since they wanna be sneering, judgmental busybodies about stuff that literally DOES NOT AFFECT them whatsoever — all while sounding no different from the bible-thumping evangelicals who harassed gay guys for years — then I think the reasonable thing to do is shame these little Eichmans into MINDING THEIR OWN DAMN BIZNESS. sorry, nancy, but “every gay guy must appropriate heteronormativity — BECAUSE I SAID SO” is a loser’s mentality🤷🏻‍♂️

I think gay guys should be forced to do 14 years of monogamy before they are entitled to opine on open relationships discourse

I have been on this app 14 years — why am I just now finding out that if you open a GIF, hold down, and press “Copy Video Link” that it suddenly makes your dad cum hands free?

bruh = I want to have sex with you bro = I am going to have sex with you buddy = I’ve had sex with you bud = I want to have sex with you again boss = we are not going to have sex I hope this helps!

if there were a DrRobertaBobby coffee table book. I would purchase two copies.

in woke 3 we’re doing the bhunty (bonus hole surgery)

there is an art to everything, and a science to everything. when you master both — that’s wizardry

silly girl, *by definition* a matrix is female

it’s kind of nice of them to do that so that everyone has a specific group to blame for the next super-spreader STD even rather than attributing it to the entire gay community

I found a way to draw Eternity nearer to Time, and then good things started happening. so I’m gonna do it again lol

a lot of “the problem with gay men is..” posting on here would be more productive if they were “the problem with me and my immediate social circle is…”