hi im emily / dreams are not always realistic, but goals are always possible if you think deeply about how to reach them / #TridentsUp / she|it 28yo / πŸ”ž

Seattle, WA
Joined December 2017
day 1 (started a couple days early). netplay every day (unless im going to a tournament)
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in portland oregon and my plans have cancelled. who wants to hang out
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more people should be sampling chameleon by herbie hancock. that's a good fucking song
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Have you ever been distracted mid set bc you low key want your opponent
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no BNM for no bad memories... pitchfork will be hearing from my people!!!
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scheduling baseball lessons >:) i WILL make it to the doll star game next year.
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i was feeling very nervous and worried today and thinking that nobody liked me or wanted to hang out with me, so i made this gruyere bread grilled cheese with havarti and swiss which made me feel a lot better. everyone please compliment my grilled cheese
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fantastic album, probably the best one i've listened to all year. perfect soundtrack for a manic episode
Our new album No Bad Memories is out now ❀️ Very jetlagged, emotional and eternally grateful to each and every one of you for your support over the journey. It means the world to us.
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there is still time
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 14,1944
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I should be on my knees unzipping someone's jeans and kissing it through the panties but instead I have this stupid fucking job
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i bet it would feel good as fuck to have angel wings violently burst out of your back. the first sensation would be pain but i bet it'd feel good after that. after all, they've been contained there for so long
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tgirl ball is all i think about nowadays. all i want to do is hit balls off the tee and throw into the net and run the bases and hang out with the girls. it has fully consumed me
tgirl baseball is so awesome
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had a nice time at baseball practice :3 feeling like my swing is developing nicely
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IMPORTANT KEY FOR ALL TGIRLS: TAKE A "LUXURIOUS SHOWER" TODAY - TURN OFF ALL BUT YOUR LOWEST LIGHTS - SHUFFLE PLAY SADE'S GREATEST HITS ALBUM - TAKE THE SHOWER
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OFFICIALLY OPENING UP A HOUSING GROUP FOR PORT DX right now the plan is either - house people at my apartment - go in on a hotel room(s) at the venue is anyone interested?
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they should make a version of spotify where instead of .0001 cents per play you can choose for them to straight up get nothing. fuck artists
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this is the exact kind of shit Max Arciniega was saying to Don Eladio before he got hit with the Salamanca Special
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there was a random ten year old boy watching tgirl baseball practice today and he saw me putting my gloves and helmet on and asked "are you good at baseball?" and i had to say no and he was like "then why do you have nice cleats and gloves" how the fuck am i supposed to respond
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would you all be angry if i brought a hand puppet to crt legacy and made people report to it instead of me
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me and my bunny... we're gonna change the game... we're gonna flip the script... the world will never be the same
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