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Ben Blount

@badblount
 Greenpoint, Brooklyn
Joined March 2009
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i dont know who needs to hear this, but your identity is not your job. your identity is a sick ass jacket everyone recognizes you by
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“Astrology is the oldest way of measuring…anything” Hell yeah sister, hell yeah.
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Don’t hate the 918
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“Never put an age limit on your dreams.” This man was born in 1917, running a race at age 102
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tolkien this tolkien that maybe you should try tolkien to a girl
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Pulled up at the Alligator Lounge, where you at?
There’s no kombucha in St. Louis
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brooke@ladyefron18 Jul 2022
it’s time to ⚠️ BeReal⚠️
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50% of ALL the surface area of Downtown Tulsa is dedicated to streets or surface parking. At some point, you knock down and build so much parking there's no reason to park there anymore. 50%... wow.
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Cheap chick in the city?
The Rehearsal is peak entertainment.
This is a good joke
jenny “coppertop” 🥢 (@jlynn43xo) profile picturejenny “coppertop” 🥢@jlynn43xo2 Jul 2022
Why are there pop tarts but no mom tarts Because of the pastryarchy
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The Onion is not playing today.
The front page of The Onion satirical website where every article has the headline: "No Way to prevent this says only nation where this regularly happens." Locations for each article are locations of mass shootings in the past year.

ALT The front page of The Onion satirical website where every article has the headline: "No Way to prevent this says only nation where this regularly happens." Locations for each article are locations of mass shootings in the past year.

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26 years ago, a gunman entered Dunblane Primary School in Scotland, killing 16 kids and a teacher. The UK govt responded by enacting tight gun control legislation. In the 9400+ days since, there have been a total of O school shootings in the UK. #Uvalde
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people say living in the city is scary but have you ever been alone at a house in the suburbs after 10:30pm???
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#Heardle #9 To be fair, it’s in the same key as my first guess, but yeah of course I’m embarrassed. 🔉🟥🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ heardle.app
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🧢@defffkapp14 Feb 2022
me trying to connect my charger without getting outta bed
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The best dancer in the Mahomes family
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