i make games and i stream https://xitter.cf/t.co/eGyhamJyaa senior bash engineer @recursecenter alum

San Francisco, CA
Joined March 2022
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i like programming the computer
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a triangle is just a special case of a quad where two of the points are the same
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oh god, first php and now md5 is broken??
Replying to @davekiss
tailscale lives to see another day
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i have completed 0 story points this sprint on track to maintain that velocity next sprint too 🤞
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making good cutscenes somehow feels harder than making the actual game
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if you are considering using ai to automate playtesting your game, that seems like a pretty strong signal the game is maybe not very fun lol
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me: is your ssh agent running? them: ohh that's such a smart idea! can you send me the skill file for that? me: what the fuck are you talking about
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i have solved coding i have memorized the location of each symbol on the keyboard. i can enter them effortlessly without even looking
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i think
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my five biggest red flags: -a -e -t -p -r
my five biggest red flags: insecurity, cowardice, punitive mindset, hierarchical in-group/out group, jealousy
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ok ok its slightly clickbait, -t is not actually a red flag i just have no idea why it exists
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if you guys are gonna dunk can you at least be right for fucks sake
the state of the chess piece characters in unicode is an abomination or, put more succinctly, unicode is an abomination
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and don't even get me started on integers
floating point numbers are perfectly fine for NOTHING they are a blunder of computer science and should be discontinued at the soonest convenience bash is the only language that got it right
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the state of the chess piece characters in unicode is an abomination or, put more succinctly, unicode is an abomination
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all part of my master plan to undermine ai btw
floating point numbers are perfectly fine for NOTHING they are a blunder of computer science and should be discontinued at the soonest convenience bash is the only language that got it right
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floating point numbers are perfectly fine for NOTHING they are a blunder of computer science and should be discontinued at the soonest convenience bash is the only language that got it right
floating point numbers are perfectly fine for monetary values anyone who disagrees conflates physical representation with semantic meaning of the value and they should be sentenced to watching 10h of Rich Hickey talks
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ai is the greatest innovation in being annoying that we've seen in a long time
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remembering the time my change got partially reverted by someone having their agent "resolve" the conflict
remember resolving a merge conflict by hand
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if programming is dead what have i been doing all day (do NOT say factorio that is a TEMPORARY situation (also its basically programming))
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you guys are so dramatic just program if you want to lol its not dead you are being silly
I think I’m done mourning the death of programming. I’m ready to love again. I landed like 40 PRs while drinking with my friends in Scotland. This is the dream.
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