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Me: tells Grindr guy I'm on here because it's a nice distraction from depression and loneliness
Him: nice so do you have any more pics
should i go yall?
Ken Paxton was supposed to make his closing arguments to Texas voters at the Alamo. Instead he will make his final plea at Mattβs Rancho Martinez βTex-Mex heavenβ in Allen, Texas.
Inside the chaos of Paxtonβs campaign: dailymail.com/news/us-politiβ¦
βomg letβs get this out right away itβs benβs new phoneβ how i imagine the UPS employees talk when they get my package tonight
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incredible things are happening in the comments section of our gilded age recaps. tap in: vulture.visitlink.me/5rNDHl
ALT Screenshot of a 1,000-word prediction about what will happen on this season of 'The Gilded Age' and a reply asking, "Is this because Ao3 is down?"
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A Dutch theater chain is going to hypnotize 30 people to make them forget their favorite films & experience them again for the first time.
After being hypnotized, theyβll watch 1 of 4 films: βInterstellarβ, βThe Matrixβ, βLa La Landβ or βSe7enβ
(Source: pers.pathe.nl/kun-je-een-filβ¦)
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why does this look like him getting emotional over coming out as a rat
seated for The Only Living Pickpocket in New York #movies πΏ π₯ π½
need him to stay far away from guns until heat 2 is done
Michael Mann has accidentally shot himself in the leg.
He was trying to holster his weapon at the gun range when the gun went off, he is now in hospital.
(Source: tmz.com/2026/11/01/michael-mβ¦)
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This yellow sauce you see on the side is our zip sauce, it's like a rock sauce.
people who think a season is bad when the traitors donβt get caught <<<<<<
Victor has single-handedly saved this season from being a total disaster. #thetraitors #thetraitorsnewblood
