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Mike Ward retweeted
This is excellent, informative journalism and good politics. Full marks.
'The minister has very bravely offered to go through some of the charts from the budget'
@dantomlinsonmp joins @EdConwaySky at the screen to talk through the numbers behind today's announcement
trib.al/WOFfeba
📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602
Mike Ward retweeted
Reversal is incorrect - and not the word used in diabetes - remission yes. Type 2 Diabetes has a strong genetic component. Diet, activity, and weight loss can improve it and sometimes produce remission. Those facts coexist. Improving a genetically influenced disease doesn't prove genetics were never involved.
"Not genetic" is wrong. "100% genetic" is wrong. "Completely reversible, full stop" promises an outcome nobody can guarantee. Remission is real, and so is relapse. And patients who still need medication haven't failed a character test, they have diabetes
Mike Ward retweeted
This is brilliant
'The minister has very bravely offered to go through some of the charts from the budget'
@dantomlinsonmp joins @EdConwaySky at the screen to talk through the numbers behind today's announcement
trib.al/WOFfeba
📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602
Damn
Star Trek actor Walter Koenig, who played Pavel Chekov, dies aged 90 bbc.in/3Ul6D57
State of this
Reform plan to 'bring back imperial measurements' as party announces list of pledges it says will create jobs
lbc.co.uk/article/reform-imp…
Mike Ward retweeted
VICTORY!
(It’s the hand-dryer, not the urinal, but a win’s a win.)
Pub urinal at the centre of Count Binface’s manifesto has been moved in ‘victory’ trib.al/MyMM236
Mike Ward retweeted
Sorry - what are you expecting me to do about the situation in France, as a UK consumer finance specialist on a micro-blogging site?
Mike Ward retweeted
A Scaramucci was a measure of time.
A Zacharia is more ethereal; a measure of being, a disconnect between one’s story and one's purpose, the distance between what you’ve lived and what you're doing at present.
Beautiful really.
Mike Ward retweeted
By “unearthed”, you mean “is on the first line of his Wikipedia page”.
Celebrity Traitors star James Blunt’s real name unearthed thesun.ie/tv/17760900/james-…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
James Blunt's real name is James Hillier Blount, a fact publicly known for over 20 years and listed on his Wikipedia page.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Blu…
theguardian.com/music/shortcut…
bristol.ac.uk/alumni/our-alu…
Mike Ward retweeted
I apologize for sharing the false report about James Talarico taking off two weeks to gorge himself on Lindor Chocolate. I relied on the reporting available then, by people I know and trust in the conservative influencer sphere and I believed that surely this time they would get it right. I support Ken Paxton and will continue to salaciously gossip about his opponent, but the truth matters more than winning on a lie.
