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Joined July 2014
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My new collection of short stories, Boomerang Process, is out now. DM me if you want a copy. I’ll get it posted out the following day.
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My favourite club in the early 2000s The Magnet, Hardman Street #Liverpool
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Roy retweeted
In their first seasons at Everton, the players he’s named played the following amount of Premier League games Baines - 22/38 Jagielka - 34/38 Lescott - 38/38 Cahill - 33/38 Does he think we can’t check these things?
🗣️David Moyes on being patient with the likes of Tyrique George, Tyler Dibling & Hayden Hackney: "My history would suggest - Leighton Baines, Phil Jagielka, Joleon Lescott, Tim Cahill - all those ones who came in might've had to wait a bit of time before they became first-team regulars. "I'm not saying these players have to do that. But hopefully, they develop as well as those boys did. "When they come on, hopefully they can show what they're capable of."
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Any day now. Fireworks first though!
Nearly that time of year 🥰
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Everton v Palace a few years back. Go down if we lose. We’re losing 0-2. Two fellas just in front of me, in the park end, start scrapping. Full on straightener. Mid-fight, Michael Keane pulls one back. They stop, realise what’s happened, and start celebrating together. Boss.
Some of the scouse comments about the Manc on Manc fighting in Como obviously weren't in our end in Paris in 97. It was carnage
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Aaa-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Seems to have created this ‘Big Dunc’ character and is sticking to it.
Replying to @EmerysVilla
He’s a boring bastard Ferguson, podcast after podcast talking about how hard he is and the presenters giggling away like school girls. Bore off
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Mathieu Kassovitz dans le cortège lycéen vers Nation à Paris. #17octobre
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Les
Fuck Les mavers and the farm fuck of la the stone roses rule
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Um Heap, Big Garys.
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Read this in one sitting. It’s brilliant in every way.
Buy a copy of my short story collection, Boomerang Process. The reviews are in! DM me to order.
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Buy a copy of my short story collection, Boomerang Process. The reviews are in! DM me to order.
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Fair
bloke at the station has asked a train guard if it is okay to smoke on the platform and has been told “do what you like mate I’m not arsed” we still live in a proper country
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Fair.
Bryan Robson on his clash with Peter Shilton, after England’s exit at Euro ‘88…
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Why does Roy Keane, the most opinionated man in the history of Irish football, have nothing to say about Ireland's opportunity to lead a sporting boycott of a country committing genocide?
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Went to see 'Algorithm Party' at Chester Storyhouse. youtu.be/5iJDZpGXmmk?si=IHFa… Really good. Recommend you badger your local cinema to try and get it shown. Roy @badwool9 is as good a performer as he is a writer. Keep your eyes peeled for future screenings.
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Cancelled already.
BREAKING: Tyson Fury will face Anthony Joshua on December 11 at Cardiff's Principality Stadium 🚨
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