what if I go broke & don’t got no more racks to spend? sales + gtm mercenary, ex @commas (all views my own)
Miami, FL
Joined December 2023
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We just killed the 9-5.
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First time in the US. First time in Miami. $400K/month at 20.
@sooweigohh fitting right in.
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my boy walks up to a girl at a miami rooftop
hits her with a polite “may I meet you?”
she hits him with a polite “absolutely not”
*laughs*
seconds later some dude slides past her like a retargeting ad and goes
“may I enter your world for a moment?”
she unlocks her phone, hands him her @, and starts trauma-dumping
the dude?
her ex’s copywriting mentor who sells a $4,997 “ethical persuasion” mastermind
course sellers finish first
I hear from many young men that they find it difficult to meet young women in a public setting. In other words, the online culture has destroyed the ability to spontaneously meet strangers. As such, I thought I would share a few words that I used in my youth to meet someone that I found compelling.
I would ask: “May I meet you?” before engaging further in a conversation. I almost never got a No.
It inevitably enabled the opportunity for a further conversation. I met a lot of really interesting people this way.
I think the combination of proper grammar and politeness was the key to its effectiveness. You might give it a try.
And yes, I think it should also work for women seeking men as well as same sex interactions.
Just two cents from an older happily married guy concerned about our next generation’s happiness and population replacement rates.
It’s 9am on a Sunday
I’m just chilling.. messaging one of my clients on slack
This girl looks over and asks me how I “balance” startup life
I told her “ngmi normie”
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Entrepreneurs will break anything but their bad habits
🚨 THEY SMASHED A STARLINK OPEN WITH A HAMMER - AND IT STILL LOCKED ONTO SPACE
“Watch my husband break open our Starlink so we can have WiFi on our 50-state road trip.”
This couple didn’t wait for a Starlink Mini.
They took a full-size Starlink, smashed it open on their driveway, gutted the electronics, and bolted the naked dish into their truck’s SUNROOF so they could get WiFi in all 50 states.
No manuals.
No permission.
No technicians.
Just a hammer, a screwdriver, and pure backyard black-ops energy.
Ultrasonic welds? Ripped apart.
Circuit boards? Exposed like a crime scene.
Dish? Stuffed into the roof of a moving vehicle.
And somehow…
📡 147 Mbps down
📡 35 Mbps up
📡 34 ms latency
While driving.
They turned a thousand-dollar satellite system into a hacked, portable, Franken-Starlink hotspot and it STILL locked onto orbit like nothing happened.
If Starlink can survive being smashed open, gutted, exposed, and mounted in a truck roof…
Imagine what it can do when it’s used the right way.
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This guy does everything right.
Delivers constantly.
Documented results.
Loyal customer base.
0.2% chargebacks over 14 months.
But to his processor?
He’s indistinguishable from “DROPSHIPPING COURSE BRO WHO RETIRED HIS MOM WITH WIFI.”
Their system doesn’t know the difference between:
a real business
and
some guy screaming “DM me mentorship” from a Lambo rental.
..Yes, just like the one that PIF’d you…
Your livelihood is being evaluated by a spreadsheet with abandonment issues.
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Anyways, this seller moved to FanBasis the next morning.
We reviewed his data like humans with eyes instead of robots with trauma.
Clean history → no reserve
Real delivery → instant payouts
Scaling → celebrated, not criminalized
His money is his.
No games.
No holding him hostage because he’s good at his job.
And funny enough?
His auth rate went up.. he’s closing more deals now because we don’t randomly decline working cards like a jealous ex
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