@bagofbnes

Speaking profoundly daily. Kitten heel Truther.

Joined July 2020
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Just took a mirror selfie using my oven I’m actually going to be struck down
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75 RSVPs to housewarming Halloween party
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Satan is ever ready to seduce us with sensual delights. Ahahhahahahahhah.
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Uplift kate via crane
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Jo and I
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Kate retweeted
jár@jarodzszOct 24
ubering from downtown brooklyn to bushwick
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Can we put tom Schwartz and Luann in a room together?
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Not what i was gonna say but… it’s not wrong.
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It feels good to see my former coworkers posting insta stories doing some bullshit during the work day. Be free my child.
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They still talk about you; my tweet from two weeks ago
Kate@bagofbnesOct 5
Oliver reed in The Devils looking exactly like Jax Taylor. Oh I’m pleased
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Actually I can’t manifest that
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Making a neon yellow lunch (turmeric) and then eating it alone everyday at the office
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love the part in the devils when grandier yells “be quiet” at a crying baby during confession
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Seeing a man who looks fulfilled and also has an earring is so confusing
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Sorry for the confusion. The earring is there
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It’s their day
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 17
Today is Forgive an Ex Day.
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