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Howlraiser (@AStateFanRules) profile picture
Howlraiser@AStateFanRules21h
The regular season is meaningless. Bowls are dead. Conference championships are dead. Regional rivalry is extinct. Conference rivalry has become a business partnership. Congrats to everyone who murdered the great American institution of college football. nytimes.com/athletic/7768463…
Inside the 24-team Playoff plan’s winding 15-month journey from unpopular to unanimous (Gift...

Inside the 24-team Playoff plan’s winding 15-month journey from unpopular to unanimous (Gift...

The history of CFP expansion has been fraught with dissent. The one thing leaders could truly control, they could hardly ever agree upon.

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I’m so seated
Cinema Solace (@SolaceCinema) profile pictureCinema Solace
@SolaceCinemaNov 10
Dev Patel returns with ‘THE PEASANT’ — a revenge thriller set in 1300s India that blends ‘John Wick’ with ‘Braveheart’ A24’s first production shot in India. Patel wrote, directed, and stars in the film.
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It's a high bar, but this is one of the best Macklin Celebrini shifts I've ever seen.
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Willie no Beamen@willuminati_Nov 9
I’d rather have the BCS then a 24 team playoff if given an ultimatum between the two
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That’s odd BYU fans told me that they were the far better team
parker fleming (@statsowar) profile pictureparker fleming
@statsowarNov 9
📊🏈DID WE REALLY GET BEAT THAT BAD? Net Success Rates in Week 10
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Need one of those I Love You I’m Sorry edits for the BCS
Matthew (@sponhourm) profile pictureMatthew@sponhourmNov 9
The 4 team playoff was one of the most dangerous cookies a mouse has ever received
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Matthew@sponhourmNov 9
The 4 team playoff was one of the most dangerous cookies a mouse has ever received
CFP (@CFBPlayoff) profile pictureCFP
@CFBPlayoffNov 9
The 24-team bracket. 👀 #CFP
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Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) profile picture
Stewart Mandel
@slmandelNov 9
Your voices were heard. Then summarily dismissed.
Heather Dinich (@CFBHeather) profile pictureHeather Dinich@CFBHeatherNov 9
Rich Clark said the CFP is aware of the fan sentiment and “that many fans aren’t in favor of expansion” but … “we owe it to them to make this great and that really is our intent. We did take into account their sentiment… but we decided to move forward with it.”
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“We hear you but think about how much money we’re about to get for doing this”
Heather Dinich (@CFBHeather) profile pictureHeather Dinich@CFBHeatherNov 9
Rich Clark said the CFP is aware of the fan sentiment and “that many fans aren’t in favor of expansion” but … “we owe it to them to make this great and that really is our intent. We did take into account their sentiment… but we decided to move forward with it.”
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I'm gonna miss conference championship games a lot. I'll say it right now, first round games in the 24-team playoff will be substantially less entertaining.
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Few Utah players have ever had so much dawg in them. Like every game I think “oh this is the one where his arm is gonna cost us” and then he just wills the team to victory
John Leone (@_johnleone) profile pictureJohn Leone
@_johnleoneNov 8
Devon Dampier is 19-2 as a starter in his career at Utah.
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Life is just so beautiful when Utah has beaten byu
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There have only been like 2 coaches in the last 40 years who have won 9 games or more in the Big12 in their head coaching debut (Pelini and Riley). At the power conference level, it is just super rare. I’d be shocked if Utah wins 9 games.
Mace WindUTE (@MaceWindUTE) profile pictureMace WindUTE
@MaceWindUTEAug 26
BYU will win 9 games this year. Theres a very good chance Utah does the same.
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Utah A&M@Utah_AMNov 7
Fun fact: BYU has NEVER won the holy war when both teams are in the top 10. Poverty program
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Utah A&M@Utah_AMNov 7
Imagine having to leave this game and go home to Provo 🤣
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ND player trucking his own blocker lol
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It is.
LEGO Joseph Smith (@Mormonger) profile pictureLEGO Joseph Smith
@MormongerNov 7
When I was a kid, I thought BYU vs UTAH was literally Good vs Evil
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TorresOnBYU@TorresOnBYU28 Dec 2025
"Y'all gotta show up to Provo next year, because we're running it back - and we're going for a natty." - Tre Alexander THROWING DOWN THE GAUNTLET FOR 2026 🗣️🗣️ (Via @BYUSportsNation)
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I think Utah fans forget how good Tyler Huntley was because of rising and dampier playing behind far better offensive lines
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Well it was certainly my favorite game of his career
Bachmeier_for_heisman (@mvp30_curry) profile pictureBachmeier_for_heisman
@mvp30_curryNov 6
This might be the most calm I’ve felt before the Holy War… I just have that feeling Bear is gonna have one of the best games of his career tomorrow
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