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Joined December 2019
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🧵 my trip to europe 🧵 day 1: landing in amsterdam
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Trump says if Republicans lose the election it is voters’ fault
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Brian Flores… jesus christ man
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i ain’t ever seen a player practicing defense be used as slander before this beef is special lol
Yaxel Lendeborg kept biting on Luka’s pump fakes so they have a whole warmup for it 😭
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this is hard asf wait a min lol
Yaxel is ready for Luka. (via @NBCSWarriors)
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Xavier Becerra is running one of the most nothingburger campaigns I have ever seen. I know more about Steve Hilton’s policies than his and it’s not really close.
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Lakers fans making Luka cosplay as a rapist #soundsaboutright
Uh oh, it’s Lakers gameday 😂😂
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Budda Baker fielding trade deadline questions with a full Halloween costume on is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
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elon locks my account for a week and yaxel becomes a warriors superstar wow man #moved
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real life people on here thought Steve Kerr wouldn’t fuck with Yaxel’s abrasiveness like he hasn’t been putting up with Draymond Green for over a decade 😭
Steve Kerr, of course, saw Yaxel Lendeborg’s postgame comments on Luka Doncic. “I love it. I think the bravado, not backing down, it’s great.” He talked to Lendeborg about it, but not to scold him. “Hell yeah, but don’t foul him next time … back up your words.”
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If you actively buy these you deserve what happens to you. It’s just a new form of gambling. Every TCG “rips” company does this same scam. I’d imagine it’s insanely lucrative.
Be careful with those new prize pick packs. They are putting $1 cards in their $25 packs and calling them $10+ Id tag them but im blocked lol
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guy working for polymarket is the exact type of male i would expect to not know that flowers aren’t only for relationship issues
Don’t tell me Justin Herbert is having problem with Madison Beer. Alcohol and Flowers combo is a bad sign. 😭
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why do NBA players try to act so tough but when Yaxel actually shows he’s about the smoke that’s going to come with it now it’s a problem 😭
Brendan Haywood says Yaxel Lendeborg is signed up for about 4 or 5 a** whoopings from Luka Doncic: “A** whoopings from Luka is on the way. BTA is on the way. Because now Luka is going to be like, “I don’t care if the Warriors are in 10th place when I see you, you and I know what it is.”
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this dude named all the guys that are either hurt, in the doghouse, or sucking ass 😭😭😭😭 of course he’s not absolved of any blame but come on man
The #Chargers are paying Justin Herbert $55M per year... It’s okay to say he deserves blame for an 0–6 start instead of making endless excuses.
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We’ve never seen a player come out and embarrass themselves quite like Yaxel did last night. You have to produce more than 12 points to be this loud.
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this is a hilarious interaction Steve might give Yaxel 42 mins a night
Steve Kerr CALLED OUT the Lakers whistle on the hot mic: "They call all that sh*t here, they wouldn't call it in any other arena."
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DEMON 😭
Yaxel Lendeborg calls out Luka Doncic: "Watching all his whining and complaining... I lost all respect for him." (@melissarohlin)
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guarantee if Luka bitched him all night the narrative would be “he’s just not a dog man he just don’t got that edge” lmfao fuck outta here
This Yaxel kid thinks he’s a star already
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you gotta go bro 😭
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shit man i love it idgaf
Luka Doncic and Yaxel Lendeborg exchange words. 👀
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