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@barebackcontes

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Joined August 2022
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just a little word of advice… do NOT ❌ fuck your Amazon driver bc he will hit you up every time he’s in the neighborhood
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took the entire day off work for my gender affirming care appt next week
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wake up and smell the bleach!
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corb@awshuqsJan 19
last night was a silent film (i went nonverbal)
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Sean O’Connor@seanoconnzJan 18
They gave him a steak with candles like he’s a dog about to die.
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@HHSGovJan 17
No cake, just steak. Happy Birthday @SecKennedy! We are so grateful for your leadership and determination to Make America Healthy Again.
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I could really go for a flamin chicken bacon ranch from Bay Boys rn
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Hadas Weiss@weiss_hadasJan 18
your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny
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felt reeeeally skinny when I went to the store … I know I’m gonna regret this around Wednesday night at 8pm when I have no snacks
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seeing a TikTok about rising grocery prices moments before I leave for the grocery store
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Kylie Jenner
@KylieJenner9 Sep 2013
Someone lick my balls NOW!!!!!
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this has been the most mentally taxing week of my life teapaw.org/idfkgtfolike/status/20…
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me at therapy this morning when she asked how my week has been
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maybe you’re not as good at scamming as you think you are diva..
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omfg just move your $500 out of the SVF so we don’t have to deal with a 12 month Put
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hey so actually this doesn’t have to make sense to anyone but me for me to tweet it
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minimum wage for a maximum loser!
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so hungover I had to turn on The Hot Chick
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headed to weird city
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how many tweets are too many?
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they’re plotting on your downfall
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