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out of the corner of my eye saw this wheelbarrow stood up like a man in my neighbors yard and scared the shit out of me
once i start thinking bout tens i stop thinking about ones, same deal for hundreds down. the biggest number i can get my hands on is the one i have my eye on
it pisses me off when my imagination / knowledge get reluctantly used to create technology that kills people
working on my new song called “everybody wants to know what it’s like (to have some candy)” after this one im planning to retire from making custom songs
from across the house i can tell when bae is watching asmr soup slurper whispers into your hair asmr soup slurper tapping candies together, i can hear the sibilants from upstairs
found out about anti sentimism from youtube ad where a kid was getting bullied at school for his characteristics. wtf not cool right now,this is the problem right now (mmx2 speedrun comes on autoplay) youre supposed to do wheel gator first you dumb dickhole
yea im one of the adult residents of sesame street and i think its totally fine to invite fucking cookie monster to help me with a segment im doing on baked goods
mr so damn lovely and cool retweeted
Chinese AI Rodney Dangerfield: watch closely. this man went to the mental health doctor to treat his ailment. The doctor said he was crazy but the man said he wanted a second opinion. The doctor replied in a shocking manner: the doctor told the man he was ugly too
mr so damn lovely and cool retweeted
me: (whispering) pass the bedtime rock
my buddy: (rolling the bball towards me w his feet under the covers)